What's Lassie's favourite vegetable?

Collieflower.

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How did the scientist feel after he failed to combine Lassie and a watermelon?

Melancholy.

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β€œI’m asking Lassie where Timmy is, and he keeps saying Woof!”

β€œDon’t worry. I’m sure he means well.”

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Scientists were excited to announce the successful cross-breeding of Lassie and a cantaloupe.

However, it was a melancholy baby.

(Credit to Calvin & Hobbes).

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If you crossed Lassie with a cantaloupe

would you have melancholy babies?

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What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?

A cauliflower.

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What's Lassie's favorite vegetable?

Collie-flower

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Why was Lassie sad to get a cantaloupe?

It made her melon-collie (melancholy).

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What do you call it when you make yogurt drinks smaller?

Lassi compression

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What’s the difference between a useless Scottish girl and a giggling auto frame?

The first is a chaffy lassie. The other is a laughy chassis.

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My favorite Indian food imgur.com/Kizwcbz
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Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?

Mango Lassie

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