Lassie Puns

A list of puns related to "Lassie"

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with Lassie?

A melon-collie baby

-Calvin

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👤︎ u/GETNRDUNN
📅︎ Mar 11 2021
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Did you know that Lassie was actually a boy?

••••then why did they dress him up like a dog?!

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👤︎ u/ChangeNew389
📅︎ Feb 12 2021
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What do you get if you cross a cantaloupe, Lassie and a German Mastiff?

Hamlet, the melancholy Dane.

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👤︎ u/Shu-di
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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What's Lassie's favourite vegetable?

Collieflower.

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👤︎ u/Apollonius_Cone
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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How did the scientist feel after he failed to combine Lassie and a watermelon?

Melancholy.

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👤︎ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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“I’m asking Lassie where Timmy is, and he keeps saying Woof!”

“Don’t worry. I’m sure he means well.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 30 2018
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Scientists were excited to announce the successful cross-breeding of Lassie and a cantaloupe.

However, it was a melancholy baby.

(Credit to Calvin & Hobbes).

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Jan 16 2019
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If you crossed Lassie with a cantaloupe

would you have melancholy babies?

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👤︎ u/MilPens
📅︎ Feb 10 2018
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What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?

A cauliflower.

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👤︎ u/urbanlohr
📅︎ Jul 26 2018
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What's Lassie's favorite vegetable?

Collie-flower

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👤︎ u/rcbom
📅︎ Dec 15 2013
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Why was Lassie sad to get a cantaloupe?

It made her melon-collie (melancholy).

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👤︎ u/Asmor
📅︎ Nov 01 2014
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What do you call it when you make yogurt drinks smaller?

Lassi compression

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👤︎ u/MagicalPizza21
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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What’s the difference between a useless Scottish girl and a giggling auto frame?

The first is a chaffy lassie. The other is a laughy chassis.

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👤︎ u/tomato_soup_
📅︎ Dec 31 2019
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👤︎ u/m_elange
📅︎ Jun 08 2016
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Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?

Mango Lassie

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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