Scrooge Puns

A list of puns related to "Scrooge"

How much money does Scrooge McDuck have?

A duckton.

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👤︎ u/Blisspoint2
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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Scrooge awakens in the night to an apparition; he asks: “Who are you?” His dead gastroenterologist responds:

“I am the ghost of gasses passed.”

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👤︎ u/BeforetheBullfight
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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Ebenezer Scrooge was such an able miser.

That's probably why he was so miserable.

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👤︎ u/golobulous61
📅︎ Dec 05 2018
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What would Scrooge say if he was German?

Bar Hamburg

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👤︎ u/Real_Caprack
📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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How did Scrooge get his employees to work double time on Christmas Eve?

He made Crochet sign a quaver.

(Credit goes to a friend of mine who's been writing Christmas cracker puns)

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👤︎ u/Shoutgun
📅︎ Dec 24 2012
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BREAKING :: Lebanese President Michel Aoun states there will be no additional disaster relief funds for those affected by blast.

A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.

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👤︎ u/RangerHikes
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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What do you call a sick person who hates Christmas?

Ebesneezer Scrooge.

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👤︎ u/Mama_Bear15
📅︎ Oct 11 2019
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What do you call a miserly person's valet?

A Scrooge driver

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👤︎ u/ognits
📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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