Youβre killin me halls!
Me: Dad, I bumped my head! Dad: Does your face hurt? Me: No... Dad: 'cause it's killin' me!
I miss Dad jokes. This subreddit makes me happy when I miss my Dad, because he would have loved these. :)
buddy: "Stop with the puns! You're killin' me Smalls!"
Me: "Sorry, Biggie. Someone stole four of the beers..."
Me: "Now all we're left with is a....
Me: "Tupac."
Edit: failed the title... *on
My dad "does your face hurt?" Me "what? Why?" Dad "cause' its killin' me" eye rolls all around
Whenever anyone says that some part of their body is hurting: Dad: "Well does your face hurt?" Other: "No." Dad: "Well it's killin me!"
"Dad, my stomach hurts."
"Does your face hurt?"
"No, why?"
"Because it's killin' me"
Golfing with my dad, hit a nice shot that rolls just by the hole.
Me: Missed that one by a hair!
Dad: I don't see any rabbits out here.
He thinks he's hilarious. Follows it up by showing me a birthday card he received earlier that day which was his "inspiration" The card shows a gray rabbit on the front, inside it says: another year, another gray hare.
Killin me
"Does your face hurt? 'Cause its killin' me!"
