South Park Puns

A list of puns related to "South Park"

How is South Park received in countries outside the U.S?

Through their television sets.

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👤︎ u/roman_obrien
📅︎ Jul 14 2015
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Matt and Trey from South Park

must really feel like they dodged a bullet right now

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👤︎ u/penis_length_nipples
📅︎ Jan 10 2015
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My little brother just laid down a perfect dad joke..

My brother and I are watching Star Wars VI. The Rebel Alliance is talking about destroying the shields on the planet Endor. I turn to my brother and ask him, "Isn't Endor the planet with the forests and tall trees?". He grins, turns to me, and says, "No; that's Outdoor". I'm astounded a 12 year old could be so clever.

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👤︎ u/toomuchlovin
📅︎ Dec 02 2013
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My dad got me with this one.

I was talking to my dad about Africa, and I jokingly said that they should have some casinos to generate income.

Dad: They can't have any casinos that would stay in business.

Me: Why?

Dad: Because of all the cheetahs.

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👤︎ u/Maitlandius
📅︎ Aug 25 2014
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What do you call the phenomenon when you find yourself eating the same Indian curry day after day after day?

A Vindaloop

(and no, I didn't even know about the South Park Episode named that until I searched Reddit to see if this was posted before)

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👤︎ u/mkazen
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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