Do you know why there are no pirates in Kansas?

Because they’re all in AR-Kansas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesydoodlers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Get your ass to Kansas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Mantra of the Kansas City Chiefs' defensive line

The Bucs Stop Here!

Edit: thank you for alerting me it's "bucs" not "bucks". My dad experience (4 months) is better than my football knowledge

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Recently, the Kansas City Chiefs acted quickly and had to pull their team barber out mid-cut because they learned he tested positive for COVID.

Guess you could say that it was a close shave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomgz0mbie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What did the Kansas City Chiefs quarterback say when he saw his real estate properties go up in flames?

Mahomes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spaneika
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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What’s the name of the best Indian restaurant in Kansas?

Curry On Wayward Son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Vulture Problems (and apologies to Kansas)

The Prince of the vultures had always been a rebel, but he surprised everyone when he announced he was going to be a vegetarian. And nobody expected this to divide the vulture kingdom, with nearly half the vultures supporting the Prince's choice. Tempers flared, and civil war was brewing when the Prince burst into the King's chambers.

"Father," he cried, "I never meant to cause this. I'll do anything you say to reunite the kingdom. Please, Father, what should I eat?"

The King set a plate of roadkill in front of the Prince, and said "Carrion, my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rjsquirrel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What’s the best city in Kansas to play Hide-and-Seek?

No-peek-a

Invented by an 8 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GovernorZipper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you call the head coach of the Kansas City football team?

Commander in Chiefs.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Kansas airlines won’t let you use baggage claim for unruly children

Guess I’ll have to carry on my wayward son.

(Not mine, saw on Facebook)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kilmarnock228
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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A flight to Kansas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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When pirates move out of Kansas, which state do they choose?

ARkansas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B0B_LAW
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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The bands Kansas and Toto should tour together

It’s gonna be the β€œwhirlwind tour”

I’ll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBungles
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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What's the best dish out of Kansas?

Curry on my Wayward Naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pushinbombadils
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I said "kansas" like "kansaw" like you know, how "arkansas" is pronounced, and once my bf told me the truth, i spent my life seeing who would correct me and it wasnt suprising.

I was told a long time ago your true friends will be honest with you, especially if it's not something that will hurt your feelings really bad.

So this life long joke of "kansaw" was only ever corrected by boyfriends, best friends, and family. Others were people thinking i meant "warsaw" in which i frantically said oh no no no!

I made a point to be say this one main line like "omg can a tornado in kansaw just suck me out of this"

"Maybe i should move to Kansaw where its just wind and tornadoe shelters"

I tried to make it come up organically as possible though.

But the other times where people said nothing, some of these people good friends, now have a joke behind my back but i had it behind their backs first....

Life is fun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashhtreeee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Why are Kansas and Iowa always so bummed out?

Because Missouri loves company!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eatsomerubber167
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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KFC Kansas Foods Corporation
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dawnqwerty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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Make r/kansas an Arkansas-themed sub. reddit.com/r/CrazyIdeas/c…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NarwhalDane
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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So we're driving through Kansas city...

My dad is asking questions about a barbecue place my sister found.

>Dad: Do they sell barbecue sauce?

>Sis: They have a picture of bottles on the Google page.

>Dad: OK. Are they open?

>Sis: No. They're packaged.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wall-fi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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Kansas students get 'first hand job experience' boingboing.net/2017/10/31…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FraudMallu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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Do you know why the Kansas City Chiefs' gameplan has been figured out?

It's because they're a one-Tyreek pony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichardArschmann
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas are all about to Outlaw Interstate Homelessness

These four states are all against the Oklahoma panhandle.

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During the Denver-Kansas City game on Sunday...

My dad and I were talking about how some people find team names like the Chiefs and Redskins offensive. Out of respect for these people, he started referring to KC as the "Kansas City Executives." Took me a minute to get it. Very funny dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alapanamo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2013
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Why are there no pirates in Kansas?

They all moved to Arkansas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bob101910
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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