Journalist Puns

A list of puns related to "Journalist"

Did you hear about the diarrhoea outbreak at the journalist convention?

It’s all over the news!

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👤︎ u/Strange_An0maly
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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As a journalist, I love going to McDonalds.

There's nothing better than a secret source.

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👤︎ u/Select-Atmosphere110
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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As a journalist I only sleep on corduroy pillows.

That way I always wake up with headlines ☝🏻

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👤︎ u/Bradb717
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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What did the shooting star say to the journalist?

No comet.

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👤︎ u/The_Stuman
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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I woke up yesterday to find that my wife had invited a bunch of journalists from Paris to help make breakfast..

I didn't mind. I love coffee from the French Press.

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👤︎ u/calarkin27
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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What's a journalists least favourite blood type?

Type-O!

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👤︎ u/confused-avocado72
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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have you guys ever wanted to have sex with a journalist just to say "this just in"?
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👤︎ u/sK197666
📅︎ Apr 20 2020
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This is by far the best pun of the day , the journalist really drove the message home!
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👤︎ u/Fair_SOTS
📅︎ May 30 2017
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Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?

He finally found the scoop he was looking for.

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👤︎ u/cawcawmotherducker
📅︎ Feb 17 2020
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My girlfriend wants me to choose between her and my career as a TV journalist.

I have some breaking news for her.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 05 2019
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Why was the journalist in a hurry?

He had pressing matters to attend

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👤︎ u/jpereira73
📅︎ Feb 27 2020
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Why won’t the germophobe use the maritime journalist’s toilet?

Because he’s afraid of ship articles.

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👤︎ u/efm-7
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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Why do you never want to eat food cooked by a journalist?

He never reveals his sauces

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👤︎ u/johnbr
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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What do you call it when a journalist makes fun of someone’s spelling?

A (sic) burn.

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👤︎ u/Po8aster
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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What did the man with conjunctivitis say to the journalist?

The experience was a real eye-opener.

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👤︎ u/ChrFaz
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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What do you call a car that kills journalists.

A sAudi.

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👤︎ u/tinyroundballs
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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What's the difference between a group of journalists and an amateur poetry contest?

One has more prose.

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👤︎ u/Fat_Hitchhiker
📅︎ Jan 30 2017
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If I was a journalist, I'd ask a lot of pro bing questions.

Like "Isn't Google the worst search engine?"

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👤︎ u/ShowingMyselfOut
📅︎ Jul 27 2016
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What do journalists wear?

Articles of clothing

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👤︎ u/zanman28
📅︎ Sep 12 2018
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There's a line of journalists outside the ice cream store.

They're waiting for a big scoop.

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👤︎ u/ContentDoctor
📅︎ Jan 04 2016
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What's the name of the knighted, well-traveled journalist?

Sir Freelance-a-lot.

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👤︎ u/elmaninho
📅︎ Jan 31 2017
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The first hurdle of a journalists investigation.

An ex policeman turned construction worker has been arrested. He is believed to of been in charge of a ring of cowboy workers. They were going around farms constructing stables, these stables had many faults-including many falling under strong head winds. We asked the man what his title with the police was? He replied "chief con-stable".

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👤︎ u/Ghost_Brain
📅︎ Sep 06 2014
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Did you hear about the journalist who became a sterling silver spoon salesman?

He finally found the scoop he was looking for.

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👤︎ u/cawcawmotherducker
📅︎ Feb 17 2020
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