Mesquite skeet
For the watch.
He always insisted, "put me in coach."
“Alright Jon, it is a bit awkward considering your name is actually Paul.”
Actual dad joke conversation between 2 dads. Both were proud beyond words.
Lightning MuhQueen.
TURNIPS! (TURN UPS)
Does he have no Seoul
Both are famous for saying “What?”
The Crowbar.
He has a habit of being too Frank.
Just so I can say I go every morning.
Jon recapping a story of his younger days playing the piano and chatting with his dad.
German Dad: You should be on the radio.
Jon: Ah, Thanks Dad
German Dad: Ja, Then I could turn you off.
and I mentioned I should go as him next year for Halloween.
Sister-in-law says I'll need to lose some weight to pull that off.
I said fine, I'll go as Jon Snowman.
"TURN DOWN, FAWAD".
My dad had a couple of standby jokes that he would dish out at every opportunity. His favorite was, anytime we would say something like, "me and Jon went to the park" he would reply, "why is Jon so mean?"
