What is Lil Jon’s favourite type of wood for bbq?

Mesquite skeet

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Who is Jon Snow's favourite actor?

Steve McQueen

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Jon Hamm's Ham
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Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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Why did Jon Snow journey to the timepiece store?

For the watch.

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Jon Fogerty never sat in first class

He always insisted, "put me in coach."

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Who is Jon Snows favorite animated movie character?

Lightning MuhQueen.

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If Jon Snow enters a sauna how quickly does he become Jon Water?
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I can’t believe Kim Jon Un wants to nuke South Korea

Does he have no Seoul

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What does Lil’ Jon and Beethoven have in common?

Both are famous for saying β€œWhat?”

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Where do Gordon Freeman and Jon Snow meet for drinks ?

The Crowbar.

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Being married to Jon Bernthal would be quite punishing.

He has a habit of being too Frank.

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Apparently Lil Jon is going to be the fourteenth doctor

So that makes him Doctor WHAT!!!

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Where did Jon Doe go?

To the stag party.

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Instead of 'the jon', I call our toilet 'the jim'

Just so I can say I go every morning.

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Jon Schmidt of ThePianoGuys has a German dad...and he's got jokes.

Jon recapping a story of his younger days playing the piano and chatting with his dad.

German Dad: You should be on the radio.

Jon: Ah, Thanks Dad

German Dad: Ja, Then I could turn you off.

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Jon and Bryan take up fencing. . . legoshenanigans.wordpress…
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I have the same kind of hair as Jon Snow

and I mentioned I should go as him next year for Halloween.

Sister-in-law says I'll need to lose some weight to pull that off.

I said fine, I'll go as Jon Snowman.

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My son Fawad insists on playing Li'l Jon at high volume on his computer.

"TURN DOWN, FAWAD".

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me and jon

My dad had a couple of standby jokes that he would dish out at every opportunity. His favorite was, anytime we would say something like, "me and Jon went to the park" he would reply, "why is Jon so mean?"

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