What do you call a Canadian who is kind of a jerk?
An eh-hole
My complete jerk of a brother is a Karate expert, a Chef and a Lawyer!
Dad calls him "Chop Suey."
Some jerk pointed at the butt of an exceptionally furry donkey and asked me what it was.
I said "That's a hairy ass ass ass, ass!"
This jerk in an expensive vehicle cut me off and expected me to get out of his way.
Ambulances, I can't stand them.
The going rate is now 18% you Jerks!
What do you call a French person being a jerk?
A douchebaguette
What have you done when you can't jerk off anymore?
You've beaten your meat.
To the jerk who stole my anti-depressants today.
I hope you're happy.
Why are vampires always jerks?
No self reflection
I mentioned intense circle jerk Tuesdays and beans earlier
Some jerk wouldnβt tell me the time so I clocked him.
What do you call a whale who's a real jerk to his friends because his mom got washed ashore?
Son of a beached
I thought comedians we're jerks until i finally met one
He was a stand up guy
Why are arabian rulers are such jerks?
Because they are dick-tators
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is the biggest jerk in the world.
Sorry, I'm going off on a tan gent.
Some jerk said he was going to hit me with his guitar ! I said is that a fret?
What do you do if your friends are jerks?
You integrate them
I happen to have a pet Raven. Sometimes he's good, sometimes he's a total jerk. If I had to say something about what it's like owning one
I'd say it's got it's crows and caws.
Animals Being Jerks (x-post from /r/funny)
So the music exec demanded we put together a band out of just fishermen and soda jerks
Apparently he wanted to churn out catchy pop songs
Muggers are jerks, but you have to hand it to them.
Some jerk jacked up my car today
Can't believe how rude my mechanic was
Waiter told us tonight's special was "Jerk fish"
I asked if they had any "nice fish".
Girlfriend just sat there and rolled her eyes.
