What kind of chairs do they use in Ireland?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Why does the capital of Ireland keep growing?
Because it keeps Dublin and Dublin in size.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
A 2-seater plane crashed into a graveyard in Ireland...
So far they've recovered 46 bodies
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Despite being tiny, the Republic of Ireland has the capital city with the highest population growth in the world...
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︎ Mar 25 2021
What's the most popular kind of furniture in Ireland?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Ireland has the worlds fastest growing capital city...
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.'
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Why are Ireland going into another lockdown?
Because their numbers keep Dublin
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Ireland has just introduced a maximum six person indoors rule. Where will that leave the seven dwarves..?
..one of them won't be Happy.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Ahh.. nothing like the passing of the four seasons here in lovely Ireland
Easily my favorite day of the year.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Why is it better to get beer in Ireland than in Scotland?
Because in Ireland they Dublin size!
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Did you know that Ireland and Iceland
are only one sea from each other?
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︎ May 19 2020
U2 is having a concert in northern Ireland.
Halfway through the show, the music stops and Bono stands middle stage clapping his hands every few seconds.
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies"
Without missing a beat, from somewhere in the front of the crowd a man bellows out in a thick Irish accent: "Well stop fucking doing it ya evil bastard!"
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︎ Jun 15 2020
So I heard that due to Coronavirus, Ireland is cancelling St. Patty's celebrations...
They're trying to stop the infection from Dublin.
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︎ Mar 10 2020
What do Ireland and amoeba have in common?
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︎ Mar 01 2020
Ireland's economy isn't being affected as much due to COVID-19...
It would seem that their capital is always Dublin.
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Why is Ireland the biggest country in the world?
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︎ Jul 14 2019
How far apart are Ireland and Iceland from each other
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Why is Ireland Always Getting Richer?
It's capital is always Dublin!
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︎ Sep 23 2017
Where do you hang your clothes to dry if it's raining in Ireland?
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Did you know the population of Ireland is growing at a faster rate than any other country in the world?
Itβs capital has been Dublin every year.
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︎ Feb 12 2019
Did you hear that Ireland is going to begin broadcasting their own version of "Southpark"?
It's going to be set in Kilkenny.
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︎ Jul 21 2017
what separates ireland and iceland?
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︎ Mar 25 2019
Two men are working on a shipping boat headed to Ireland...
They are both quality control managers and are instructed to check on the product before leaving.
They go below deck and open on of the boxes, and inside are hundreds of potatoes. One of them picks one up and notices that itβs a very odd shape for a potato. He picks up another and is also perplexed by its peculiarity.
He picks up a third and realizes that they are all shaped like penises. He says to his friend βI donβt think we can work on this ship with all these penis potatoes.β
So they go up to the captains quarters to quit. When they arrive they say βCaptain, we cant work on this ship. We would like to get off.β
He looks them in the eye and says, βIβm sorry gentlemen. This isnβt a democracy. Itβs a dictatorship.β
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Originally read on r/jokes , but reworded for brevity.
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︎ Jun 17 2019
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? A Sham Rock!
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
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︎ Mar 17 2019
Why is Ireland the best country to invest in?
It's capital is always dublin
Got this joke from another post's comment credit to u/Nah118
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︎ Jun 30 2019
Why is Ireland a rich country?
No wonder that Ireland is a rich country, its capital is always dublin'.
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︎ Apr 26 2017
Was at the zoo in Dublin Ireland today. Was very early and there was a group trying to spot the Snow Leopards in their enclosure without any luck. After a few minutes of looking I quipped Snow Leopards.... sNO leopards... well I laughed....
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︎ Apr 07 2019
Proof of Irelandβs influence on Tolkien.... The Cliffs of Moher Door
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︎ Jun 21 2018
Why should you always use public restrooms in Ireland before 2:39?
Because if you waited just a minute longer it would be too farty.
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︎ Mar 10 2019
Anyone ever notice that Ireland and Iceland are just a sea apart from each other?
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︎ Feb 27 2017
What's a fake rock from Ireland?
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︎ Mar 17 2017
What do they call diseased prison inmates in Ireland?
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︎ Apr 01 2018
My mother is from a city in Ireland, and my father is Japanese.
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︎ Dec 09 2016
Irelandβs worst air disaster happened today
When a 2 seater Cessna plane crashed into a graveyard.
Police have recovered 386 bodies so far, and expect that number to rise as digging continues into the night
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︎ Apr 21 2018
Found this baaad boy in Ireland
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︎ Aug 15 2014
What do they call a Cubic Zirconia in Ireland?
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︎ Mar 14 2015
Indy Cars race in the Indy Racing League. If they raced in Ireland, it would be IRL IRL...
...You may roll your eyes at that, but wait until you see it in real life.
Then it would be IRL IRL IRL.
(...I gotta admit, he got me on that one.)
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︎ Jul 04 2017
My dad saw this boat in Athlone, Ireland.
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︎ Nov 30 2013
Did you know that the capital of Ireland is the fastest growing city in the world?
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Did you know that Iceland is only one c away from Ireland?
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︎ Apr 01 2019
Did you hear about the population in Ireland?
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︎ Apr 12 2019
You know why Ireland is so rich?
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
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︎ Mar 21 2019
Why do so many people invest in Ireland?
Because the capital is always Dublin!
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︎ Jul 07 2017
Why is everyone investing in Ireland?
Because the capital is always Dublin
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