Was at the zoo in Dublin Ireland today. Was very early and there was a group trying to spot the Snow Leopards in their enclosure without any luck. After a few minutes of looking I quipped Snow Leopards.... sNO leopards... well I laughed....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/feckthis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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What country has the fastest growing capital?

Ireland, because it's always Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacobSkrrrrt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Which country's capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/69-nice420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Why is it better to get beer in Ireland than in Scotland?

Because in Ireland they Dublin size!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyJT007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Which country’s capital is the fastest growing?

Ireland’s.

Every year it’s Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beefwittedagain
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Why is Ireland a rich country?

No wonder that Ireland is a rich country, its capital is always dublin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ResidentBeyotch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2017
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Got my girlfriend today

We're in Ireland, and on our way to Dublin (capital city) for a weekend away. On the way there, we pass Birr Castle.

Me: "We're coming up to an Offaly cold castle up ahead." Her: "Thats a bad joke. But how is it a cold castle?" Me: "Because it's the Birr Castle!"

This was followed by a small groan and much eye rolling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zexionidas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2015
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Dublin is the biggest city in the world!

My dad got us good with this one. My dad, mum and I were talking about how we want to go to Ireland on our next family trip, when my dad said:

'Dublin is the biggest city in the world!'

'What are you talking about? No it isn't!'

'Yes it is, it keeps Dublin in size!'

I don't normally laugh at his jokes, but that one got me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hjr93
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2016
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Irish grandpa joke

My grandfather, busying away with my grandmother chopping onions for dinner turns to me and asks "You know why Ireland is such a prosperous country?" I look at him, smirking knowing something wonderfully witty is about to come. He says, "The capital is always Dublin'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAntiSuper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2013
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Dadjoke while driving the other day

A few days ago, I was headed home after dinner with my parents and I was sitting shotgun while my dad was driving. We are coming up to a yellow light at Dublin St. and my dad slams on the breaks to avoid running a red light. I go "Dad you should have floored it, we almost made it through Ireland." I got a fist bump from my ol' man and groan from my mother. Mission accomplished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RebelE16
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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What country capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland, every day its... Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knowthe_numbers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Which population has the fastest growing population?

Ireland

It's Dublin every year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoDev455
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What’s the Fastest Growing City on Earth?

The capital of Ireland.

It’s Dublin every day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newbosterone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kachary
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Which country has the fastest growing capitol?

Ireland. It's Dublin every year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What’s the fastest growing city on Earth?

The capital of Ireland – it’s Dublin every day.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Which country's capital has the fastest growing population?

Ireland. Everyday it's Dublin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chandan_2294
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?

Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Which country has the fastest growing population?

Ireland, it's Dublin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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What countries capital is the fastest growing

Ireland.everyday its dublin

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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