Ah, international puns.
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Did you hear about the uprising at the international space station?
it was a revolution around the whole planet.
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︎ May 18 2021
Why should Australians be banned from international chess tournaments?
Cos they keep saying "check, mate"
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︎ Apr 22 2021
Since it's International Women's Day, I'd like to point out some inequality: If my wife wears nothing but one of my t-shirts it's cute, but if I wear nothing but one of her t-shirts...
...I have to leave Home Depot.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
I was going to smoke a cigar on International Womenβs Day
I had a cigarette instead
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Have you guys seen the International space station??
Its out of this world!
How it works is above me!
Someone tried to explain it to me but it flew right above my head!
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︎ Jul 29 2020
At international cheese school what did the teacher say to Netherland's cheese when it asked a doubt?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
International
What do you call a Russian with 3 testicles?
Whoodya nickaknackeroff
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Overheard at an international chemistry competition
Said by a British chemist: "I'll kick your arsenic!"
Said by an American chemist: "I'll kick your astatine!"
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What do you call someone who cleans the outside of the International Space Station?
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︎ May 21 2020
Due to covid-19, finland closed its borders to international marathon runners.
The racers ran anyways but unfortunately no one crossed the finnish line
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:
"No it's not, it's MUNday!"
The apprentice has now become the master.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
A reminder that itβs International Diarrhoea Week
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︎ Jan 13 2020
What's the international religion of economics
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︎ Jan 26 2020
Itβs international sound check day
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︎ Dec 12 2019
I just need dad joke enthusiasts to know that the International Poultry Meat Congress is held in Turkey this year.
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︎ Apr 24 2019
An international arms dealer.
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︎ Jun 14 2018
How do they keep astronauts warm on the International Space Station?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
International concerns
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︎ Oct 05 2019
Feeling international today: Having Fish and Chips for lunch.
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︎ Apr 04 2019
What do you call it when people are getting married in the International Space Station?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
While on international business travel, I had Ihop in Iran.
Should've waited to digest before the exercise, the cramps were a bitch.
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︎ Jul 15 2019
One my friends is studying in New Zealand and her boyfriend is studying in Canada. I told this to someone and remarked on how romantic it would be for them to date on the International date line .
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︎ Jan 07 2019
People on board the International Space Station are such snobs.
They look down on everyone.
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︎ Sep 28 2018
International House of Pancakes
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︎ Oct 27 2016
Iβve heard today is International Mic Check day.
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︎ Dec 12 2018
My wife was mad I didn't wish her a "Happy International Women's Day"...
I said, "But you're a Domestic Woman!"
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︎ Mar 07 2019
Did you hear about the restaurant they opened on the International Space Station?
There is zero atmosphere but the food is out of this world.
Edit for grammar
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︎ Aug 08 2016
Dadjokes transcend international borders
Today, whilst on holiday in Spain, I sent a photo to my dad captioned "loving life, drinking sangria by the pool".
The response: "might want to slow down and just drink it by the glass"
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︎ May 24 2016
In an announcement to coincide with International Women's Day, the Church of England has announced a drive to increase the number of female vicars...
They want to decrease the gender pray gap
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︎ Mar 08 2019
This Wednesday, pot is becoming legal here in Canada. For people ranking international travel destinations,
Canada should be high in your list of priorities.
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︎ Oct 14 2018
Who is concerned with international public health?
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︎ Nov 02 2018
Mensa International recently submitted requests for a study about its members.
Unfortunately, their requests were all tabled.
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Today is international golf day
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︎ Apr 04 2018
Dad Joke on /r/news: Russia says Canada weed legalization is a breach of international responsibility
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︎ Jun 27 2018
Do you know why international artists can create wonderful nude depictions?
They have studied a broad.
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︎ Aug 29 2018
Why is your bathroom the most international part of your house?
Because you're Russian on the way there, European while you're there, and you're Finnish when you leave.
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︎ Jun 10 2016
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the International Space Station?
It's kind of a lame scene because there's no atmosphere. The food is out of this world, though!
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︎ Mar 27 2017
The International Space Station isn't a good place for comedy (stolen from Colbert)
The jokes would go over everyone's head
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︎ Jan 07 2016
Security at Los Angeles International Airport was very chill
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