Ah, international puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePowderhorn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Did you hear about the uprising at the international space station?

it was a revolution around the whole planet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IGotSkills
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Why should Australians be banned from international chess tournaments?

Cos they keep saying "check, mate"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xiaodaireddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Since it's International Women's Day, I'd like to point out some inequality: If my wife wears nothing but one of my t-shirts it's cute, but if I wear nothing but one of her t-shirts...

...I have to leave Home Depot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkrjoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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I was going to smoke a cigar on International Women’s Day

I had a cigarette instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhackert
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haha_Lostboys18
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?

Re:LAX

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raptavis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Have you guys seen the International space station??

Its out of this world!

How it works is above me!

Someone tried to explain it to me but it flew right above my head!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hydro_12345
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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At international cheese school what did the teacher say to Netherland's cheese when it asked a doubt?

Gouda question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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International

What do you call a Russian with 3 testicles?

Whoodya nickaknackeroff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/discosatan71
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Overheard at an international chemistry competition

Said by a British chemist: "I'll kick your arsenic!"

Said by an American chemist: "I'll kick your astatine!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What do you call someone who cleans the outside of the International Space Station?

A vacuum cleaner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinsy_Crow
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Due to covid-19, finland closed its borders to international marathon runners.

The racers ran anyways but unfortunately no one crossed the finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IGotSkills
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Tomorrow is International Mud Day, and I had this marvellous exchange with my 4 year old today, Sunday: "Better prepare your gumboots, tomorrow is Mud Day!" I exclaimed. My child, without missing a beat, replied:

"No it's not, it's MUNday!" The apprentice has now become the master.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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A reminder that it’s International Diarrhoea Week

Runs until Friday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fantasypaladin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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What's the international religion of economics

"Dowism."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusty_marshmello
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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It’s international sound check day

1 2 1 2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beefy_storms
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I just need dad joke enthusiasts to know that the International Poultry Meat Congress is held in Turkey this year.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhilipGlassEye
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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An international arms dealer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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How do they keep astronauts warm on the International Space Station?

Space heaters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlaterTech
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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International concerns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KevlarYarmulke
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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(OC) Why don’t Canadians participate in international spelling bees? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beam_me_up_leela
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Feeling international today: Having Fish and Chips for lunch.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alzyma
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What do you call it when people are getting married in the International Space Station?

Tying the astroknot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salmonellatuna
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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While on international business travel, I had Ihop in Iran.

Should've waited to digest before the exercise, the cramps were a bitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpark888
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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One my friends is studying in New Zealand and her boyfriend is studying in Canada. I told this to someone and remarked on how romantic it would be for them to date on the International date line .
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hal_potter_seven
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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People on board the International Space Station are such snobs.

They look down on everyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/260mg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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International House of Pancakes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gargolito
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2016
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I’ve heard today is International Mic Check day.

1,2....1,2.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slimb0yslim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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My wife was mad I didn't wish her a "Happy International Women's Day"...

I said, "But you're a Domestic Woman!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stoneyzepplin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant they opened on the International Space Station?

There is zero atmosphere but the food is out of this world.

Edit for grammar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G-Note
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2016
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Dadjokes transcend international borders

Today, whilst on holiday in Spain, I sent a photo to my dad captioned "loving life, drinking sangria by the pool".

The response: "might want to slow down and just drink it by the glass"

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2016
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In an announcement to coincide with International Women's Day, the Church of England has announced a drive to increase the number of female vicars...

They want to decrease the gender pray gap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cybot2001
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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This Wednesday, pot is becoming legal here in Canada. For people ranking international travel destinations,

Canada should be high in your list of priorities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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Who is concerned with international public health?

They sure are!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ailyara
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Mensa International recently submitted requests for a study about its members.

Unfortunately, their requests were all tabled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Today is international golf day

fore! fore! ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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Dad Joke on /r/news: Russia says Canada weed legalization is a breach of international responsibility
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SergePower
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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Do you know why international artists can create wonderful nude depictions?

They have studied a broad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coconut_Biscuits
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Why is your bathroom the most international part of your house?

Because you're Russian on the way there, European while you're there, and you're Finnish when you leave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachpledger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2016
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the International Space Station?

It's kind of a lame scene because there's no atmosphere. The food is out of this world, though!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldBenKenzingo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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The International Space Station isn't a good place for comedy (stolen from Colbert)

The jokes would go over everyone's head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NateY3K
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2016
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Security at Los Angeles International Airport was very chill

I guess it was LAX.

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