I used to work in a small infantry division that lost its heavy artillery budget...
...It really was a tankless job.
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Soldiers moving on horseback. But fighting dismounted like regular infantry. Imagine that.
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A band of armed babies...
Can you call them the infantry?
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What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?
Thank you for your cervix.
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What do you call a group of baby soldiers?
An infantry
Side note: I will be a first time father at the end of March. I am proud to join the dad joke ranks, my wife and son will learn to appreciate the content from this subreddit π¬
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Whatβs a group of Chubby newborns called?
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︎ Mar 16 2020
Iβve decided to make an elite army of babies
Iβll call them The Infantry
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︎ Aug 25 2020
I told my kids I served in the Baby Wars.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
My son (3M) keeps asking if he can join the military.
When I tell him he's too young, he says he wants to join the infantry.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Send all the children
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︎ Nov 14 2019
The U.S. Army is full of crybabies
Thatβs why we also call them the Infantry.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
What can you do if your child doesn't get a place in daycare?
You can send it to the Army. They always have places left in the infantry.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Iβm so proud of my baby, she just joined the army!
Sheβs going to the infantry.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Where does the army put young soldiers?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What do you call armed toddlers?
The infantry
Edit: joke origin u/Strawberry_Milk97 and u/Izzy3710
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︎ Jul 29 2020
What will newborn babies become if the Goverment use them in a secret military project?
They wil be some fine ass Infantry
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︎ May 09 2020
Why did the children's crusades fail?
There wasn't enough infantry.
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︎ Jul 21 2019
What do you get if you cross a baby with a soldier?
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︎ Jul 20 2019
If your daycare is full...
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︎ Oct 20 2019
what do you call a sapling in the military?
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︎ Feb 11 2016
(Heard this joke from somewhere) What do you call an army of babies?
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︎ Jun 20 2018
What do you call small children in the army?
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︎ Nov 17 2018
If I can't find a day care to take of my baby I'll send him to the army.
He can be apart of the infantry.
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︎ Nov 26 2018
What do you call a group of military babies?
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︎ Jul 18 2017
When I was a kid I asked my grandfather who was born in 1944 if he fought in world war 2
He said yes and that he was in the infantry.
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︎ Apr 05 2017
If adults commit adultery...
If adults commit adultery, do infants commit infantry?
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︎ Jul 27 2013
I couldn't find a daycare for my son
So I sent him to the army,
he's in the infantry!
"Slaps knee"
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︎ Feb 05 2015
Was watching an episode of The Office when Jim says...
- We found a great local daycare.
It's rated really high by all the local parenting websites, but that means it's also really hard to get into.
- Turns out a lot of parents want the very best for their children... That's weird.
- We're hoping our interview seals the deal.
- But if not, there's always the Army... The infantry.
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I joined the army when I was 6
Now Iβm in the infantry
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︎ Oct 18 2019
What do you call an army of babies?
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︎ Jun 09 2018
What do you call an army of children?
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