Illumination during chemistry class
๐Ÿ‘︎ 17
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DonNeon9451
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I jokingly told my X-ray technician that I didn't believe in X-rays...

but she saw right through me.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 48
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mcdofras
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Design
๐Ÿ‘︎ 6k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dansydemansy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Some fights are illuminating
๐Ÿ‘︎ 258
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/confluencer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 15 2015
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What's the opposite of the illuminate?

Ultra Nate, cause you're free to do what you want to do!

๐Ÿ‘︎ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Naiphe
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I'm glad my friend enlightened me on this deal
๐Ÿ‘︎ 2k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bflowwolf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What did the student say after visiting the Thomas Edison Museum?

I enjoyed being enlightened

๐Ÿ‘︎ 13
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/billgluckman7
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What happened to the scientist when he broke the speed of light?

He was sent to prism.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ima420r
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What do you call a flower that glows in the dark?

A light bulb

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Talazare
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I didn't think my friend's MacGyver-ed flashlight contraption would work until he provided a detailed description.

It was very illuminating.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 8
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I started a charity to ensure everyone has proper lighting in their homes

I've always wanted to be a PhiLAMPthropist

๐Ÿ‘︎ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/heycarlgoodtoseeyou
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I spent most of yesterday evening watching Cricket highlights

My eyes are a bit sore now but Iโ€™ve always been fascinated by pitch illuminations

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mbiggs92
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I guess the trip to the bulb emporium was....

... Illuminating

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 19 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
my daughter studies painting and photography.

I confirm she is illumine arty

๐Ÿ‘︎ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rethinkr
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
This guyโ€™s walking home from work, really late, in the pitch black of night...

There isnโ€™t another soul on the street.

Suddenly, from out of the gloom, comes an ominous bump...bumpโ€ฆbump.

He looks behind him and spots a furtive, shadowy thing coming down the street after him.

Unnerved, he picks up his pace, finally breaking into a panicked run.

He looks behind him again, and the shadow is closer.

Bumpโ€ฆbumpโ€ฆbump.

The glow of a streetlight illuminates the shadow momentarily, and, to the manโ€™s horror, it is a coffin, bumping down the sidewalk.

He quickens his pace, running as fast as he can go, but the coffin only pursues more quickly.

BUMPโ€ฆBUMPโ€ฆBUMP!

He reaches his house, fumbles frantically for his keys, and slips in the door just as the coffin reaches his front steps.

He slams the door and leans against it, catching his breath.

Bumpโ€ฆbumpโ€ฆbump.

There is a momentโ€™s silence, and the man wonders if he dares to breathe.

Suddenlyโ€ฆ. Bumpโ€ฆbumpโ€ฆbumpโ€ฆBumpโ€ฆ

BUMP! BUMP!

BUMPBUMPBUMPCRAAAAASH!!!!

He rebounds away as the door breaks off its hinges.

Scrambling to his feet, he charges up the stairs, and the coffin races after.

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP!

Terrified, he backs into a corner and starts throwing everything within reach at the coffin โ€” a handful of papers, a vase, a box of crackers, a lamp โ€” but the coffin keeps coming!

BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP INCHESFROMHISFACE, and nothing seems to slow it down!

His hands fall upon a bottle of cough syrup, and he throws that at the coffin, too!

The coffin stops.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 207
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/madazzahatter
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
๐Ÿšจ︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.