IP Puns

A list of puns related to "IP"

My son asked what our IP address was.

I pointed to the toilet

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👤︎ u/BlankPhotos
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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Anybody need a Network TCP/IP Specialist?

If so, i am definitely the pro-to-call

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👤︎ u/advancedmedina
📅︎ May 17 2013
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Dad's review of IP Man 3 (Chinese movie)

"You know with that title I really thought this guy would be an internet hacker like 4Chan"

edit: spelling

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👤︎ u/HaroithArcanus
📅︎ Jun 29 2016
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My house is a smart house because it has a bathroom

Because it has an IP address.

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👤︎ u/Incognitj0e
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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Where is the best place to go pee?

IP Address

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👤︎ u/MyNameIsDiet
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas.

I'm going to call it IP in Pools

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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A router goes to see the doctor, and the doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?"

The router replies "It hurts when IP".

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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I'm such a nerd, I put numbers on my bathroom door ...

That's my IP address!

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👤︎ u/Charles_Deetz
📅︎ Oct 24 2019
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What kind of beer do Canadians drink?

IP-eh

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👤︎ u/rhianc
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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What's it called when you take a call while on the toilet

Voice over IP

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👤︎ u/Levitating_Walrus
📅︎ Aug 09 2016
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What's network engineer's favourite movie??

IP man

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👤︎ u/phs_uw
📅︎ Jan 17 2019
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Justice is Served!

I secretly want to buy one of these and fill it up with ice for halloween. So when the kids come up and ask "what's this?" I can say "It's Batman handing out Just-Ice"

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👤︎ u/HorrorReject
📅︎ Oct 20 2017
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I may have gotten a virus when I visited the Bernie Sanders website.

Now it Berns when IP.

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👤︎ u/uptwolait
📅︎ Feb 09 2016
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My son asked me what our IP address was.

I pointed to the toilet.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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My son asked me what our IP address was.

I pointed to the toilet.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas..

I'm going to call it IP in Pools

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👤︎ u/Guycelium
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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What did the router say to the doctor?

"It hurts when ip."

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👤︎ u/Mudpucket1969
📅︎ May 04 2018
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