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20 Pi Puns to Inspire Your Nerdiness grammarly.com/blog/20-pi-…

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👤︎ u/eyl327

📅︎ Mar 14 2017

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Neverending irrational PI puns, count me out!

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👤︎ u/linkkoh

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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My son recently came out as pi...

I don’t get it... I didn’t raise him to be so irrational.

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👤︎ u/Bob9132

📅︎ Oct 28 2020

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How many digits are there in pi?

10

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👤︎ u/Accomplished_Yam_989

📅︎ Nov 16 2020

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Pumpkin Pi

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👤︎ u/VoodooManny02

📅︎ Nov 01 2020

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People keep saying today is pi day

But to me, March 14th will always be cake day.

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👤︎ u/MY_CAKEDAY_IS_PIEDAY

📅︎ Mar 14 2020

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My mathematician friend wants to get a tattoo of Pi on his face.

I said, “That’s irrational.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 24 2020

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I know every single digit of pi...

Just not in the right order!

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👤︎ u/justagirlwthcruches

📅︎ Jul 29 2020

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People keep saying today is Pi day

But to me, March 14th will always be cake day.

E: wow this blew up, number #2 all time on dad jokes! Thanks for all the metal, can't wait to make it rain on other redditors.

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👤︎ u/anonymousamish

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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I can list every single number that's in Pi.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 0.

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👤︎ u/OvertCinnamon

📅︎ Apr 17 2020

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Chicken Pot Pi

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👤︎ u/Loogoos

📅︎ Jun 24 2020

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Pi squared?

No, cornbread are squared. Pie is round!

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👤︎ u/GuyOnABison

📅︎ Jul 27 2020

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If the Raspberry Pi foundation teamed up with Apple

they could create a micro computer called Apple Pi.

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👤︎ u/theemptyqueue

📅︎ Jun 19 2020

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What happened when pi had a minor inconvenience?

It got irrationally angry

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👤︎ u/TheAshInTrash

📅︎ Jul 10 2020

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Pi-rate this pun out of 10.

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👤︎ u/sarc_avenger

📅︎ Dec 31 2018

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Reciting one hundred digits of pi is easy.

It’s a piece of cake.

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👤︎ u/yoav-bam

📅︎ Jun 09 2020

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Is it too late for a pumpkin pi ?

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👤︎ u/ironporkchop

📅︎ Nov 29 2019

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Pi Pie

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👤︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny

📅︎ Sep 08 2019

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The person who discovered Pi was divorced by his wife Edith because of his obsession with math.

Goes to show that you can’t have your Pi and Edith too.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 05 2020

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How do you cremate someone who died on Pi Day?

You burn them on their funeral πres

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👤︎ u/mujtabaabdullah225

📅︎ Mar 14 2020

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I know all of the digits of pi...

I just cannae remember the order.

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👤︎ u/TodaysLucky10K

📅︎ Mar 15 2020

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I have no idea why, but I'm absolutely terrified of pi...

My wife says my fear's irrational.

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👤︎ u/AbstemiousMaccaroni

📅︎ Feb 07 2020

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Posting Pi on my Cake Day

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👤︎ u/DarthSquidward1

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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Not to brag, but I know the first 40000 digits of the expansion of Pi.

Just not in the right order.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 11 2018

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Pi-rats

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👤︎ u/thebestdogeevr

📅︎ Jan 17 2019

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Happy pi(e) day everyone!

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👤︎ u/AristonD

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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Are they eating pi?

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👤︎ u/cable26e

📅︎ May 22 2019

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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

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👤︎ u/ryannbajaj

📅︎ Apr 11 2019

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Why isn’t Pi fun at parties?

He just goes on forever

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👤︎ u/fransisco_flores

📅︎ Nov 11 2019

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Are they eating pi?

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👤︎ u/ayushm07

📅︎ May 23 2019

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I don’t understand why people celebrate pi day

It’s irrational.

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👤︎ u/trm19

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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3.14% of sailors are Pi rates

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👤︎ u/Headsup_Eyesdown

📅︎ Oct 25 2018

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Pi-rated but funny. Credits: u/GallowBoob

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👤︎ u/pradyumna_somani

📅︎ Mar 16 2019

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A pi-thon

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👤︎ u/alishebl05

📅︎ Dec 22 2018

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pi

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👤︎ u/MrValdez

📅︎ Mar 15 2019

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Pi

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👤︎ u/MannBehindTheMixer

📅︎ Aug 24 2018

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Pi Day [OC]

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👤︎ u/pununciation

📅︎ Mar 15 2019

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Pi=3

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👤︎ u/Ihabmirdasmalan

📅︎ Mar 16 2019

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I've memorized all the digits of pi

Just not in order

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👤︎ u/TimelapseChef

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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I had a math test and the bouns question was to put down the first three numbers of Pi to celebrate Pi day.

I guess i would rate this day a 22/7.

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👤︎ u/amigolol789

📅︎ Mar 15 2019

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I hate Pi....

She goes on and on about why she is not irrational. I should have asked a Square Root.

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👤︎ u/Leminotaur45

📅︎ Aug 01 2019

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[Thanks] for this great Pi day tshirt!

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👤︎ u/Seannj222

📅︎ Mar 25 2019

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I don't get why people are excited about Pi Day...

It's completely irrational!

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👤︎ u/patentpunk

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

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👤︎ u/JackTMJones

📅︎ Oct 31 2019

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I know every digit of Pi...

...just not in order

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👤︎ u/T04STM4N

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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I don’t get why people would hate pi day

It’s irrational

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👤︎ u/TheBritishSnob

📅︎ Mar 14 2019

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My friend was showing off his tattoo of Pi on his face.

I said, “That is completely irrational.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Nov 10 2018

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The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

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👤︎ u/moses10960

📅︎ Aug 17 2017

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