My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Old McDonald built up huge debts...
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Cards against huge-manatees
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︎ Mar 13 2021
My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry.
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Last night during a pretty aggressive thunderstorm, a huge lightening strike, along with an incredibly deafening thunder clap happened right next to our house.
Last night during a pretty aggressive thunderstorm, a huge lightening strike, along with an incredibly deafening thunder clap happened right next to our house. It was about 11pm and Susan was snuggled up to her Mother next to me in our bed. After a few seconds of Lori saying something soothing to our 9 year old she was holding, saying something like 'its ok, its just a little storm, we are safe...', I call out to our older 12 year old in her room just next door.
"Sarah!?" I called to her, in my normal tone to get her attention.
"Yeah? What?" She responded.
"Was that you?" I called back.
After a long pause Sarah replied "No Dad. That was thunder!"
I could not stop laughing.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
a huge PhD
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︎ Mar 24 2021
I couldn't make it to the top of that huge tower in France....
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︎ Apr 07 2021
I just killed a huge spider running across the floor with my shoe.
I don't care how big the spider is, no one steals my shoe!
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︎ Mar 20 2021
My dog is huge but he isnβt very good-looking, smart or obedient.
I suppose you could call him a Good Dane.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What do you call an ox with a huge ass ?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
There is a HUGE snowstorm today in Washington, DC
There are thousands of snowflakes gathering in DC, crying because they lost the election and they can't con their way to victory.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Just wanna say im a huge fan
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Wow, I canβt believe I didnβt know this sub existed. I gotta say, I am a HUGE FAN!
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︎ Nov 01 2020
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him.
To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
I was in the garden last night and to my surprise there was this huge UFO, just hovering....
So, I rushed indoors to get the worst camera I could find, to film it with.....
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts???
reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Did you hear about that huge campfire?
It was friggin' in-tents.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What would a huge FBI scandal be called?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
McDonalds is working with Apple to create a huge gaming computer
They're calling it the Big Mac
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I got into this huge fight with my chiropractor half way through my neck massage.
Now I have to keep looking over my shoulder.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Best game to play on a huge boat?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Did you hear about the guy who went into the Everglades, found this huge sea-cow thing and beat it to death with the oar of his boat?
They're prosecuting him for crimes against a manatee.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
A guy was storing all the facial hair since he was young and had created a huge pile.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
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︎ Dec 06 2020
All of Norway's battleships have huge bar-codes printed on the side...
and when the ship comes to dock they Scandinavian.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Wife: Oh my god why have you got that huge lizard?
Husband: You said we needed a baby monitor!!
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︎ Nov 24 2020
What do you call a huge pile of cats?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
My wife and I had this huge argument as to which vowel is the most important.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
A huge metal fan
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︎ Nov 25 2019
I'm a huge fan of that
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︎ Jun 24 2020
There was a huge explosion at the local cheese factory
Da brie was all over the place
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︎ Aug 20 2020
I almost made a huge mistake applying to Rice University.
I'm really a meat and potatoes kind of guy.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I went to get a haircut on Saturday but the line outside was huge when l got there.
Then the owner came out giving free burgers and hotdogs to everybody there.
It was the best barber queue ever!
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︎ Aug 31 2020
A friend of mine is starting a new business... he thinks there's going to be a huge demand for cannabis-fed cattle.
I thought about investing, but the steaks are too high.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Iβm a huge fan of the rotation of the earth.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Due to the Coronavirus, there is a huge shortage of maternity ward staff.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
There must be a huge percentage of con men named Conner
So basically, stockbrokers.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Hi a huge metal fan, I'm dad
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︎ Jun 09 2020
True Story - I saw a guy walking along with two huge mattresses strapped to his rucksack...
...I thought, at least he has something to fall back on.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
In addition to Taiwan, the US has also sold torpedoes to Vietnam. Rather than pay money, they traded with a huge bulk of food. The weapons are now called ...
Pho Ton Torpedoes.
(A consequence of reading a front page post about the sale to Taiwan while watching ST:TNG.)
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︎ May 21 2020
My 7 yr old sister did a huge fart and I told her to say excuse me and she follows with this:
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Huge metal fan!
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︎ Jun 07 2020
In my my neighbor's home, their huge dog frequently sleeps at the landing at the top of their tall staircase causing a possible tripping hazard. Good advice to them....
Persons in their household should watch their steps, particularly early risers.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Old McDonald built up huge debts....
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︎ Feb 08 2021
My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill....
So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've sent him a Get Well Soon card.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
This morning I killed a huge spider with my shoe
I donβt care how big a spider is, Nobody steals my shoe!
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What do you call a huge pile of cats?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
My wife and I were having this huge argument as to whose turn it is to do laundry.
Finally, I threw in the towel.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
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