When I was in high school in Belleville, ON, a young local artist spray-painted a beautiful picture on a large concrete wall under a bridge by the Moira river. He didn't get permission to do this, however, and the city eventually painted over it.
Watching his picture go like that must've been pretty demuralizing.
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The ancient Romans made a lot of deadly poisons. The fourth one they created, however, just made people itchy.
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Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
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My english teacher told us to write about the history of our life. However, I hate writing, so I used AI to write it for me.
I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Me and my dad went fishing and didnβt lose any gear. However we found a free net.
I guess you could say it was a net gain
Based on a true story
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I saw a sign that said 'do not touch', however there was something weird about the sign....
I couldn't put my finger on it....
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People used to describe my father as a real βManβs Manβ the type to get all the men talking at the party. However he never really spoke to me,
I guess to me he was more of a βMimeβs Manβ.
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︎ Apr 30 2020
A "helen" could be used as a measurement of beauty, defined as a face that could launch a thousand ships. However, one should not use a "millihelen" to mean that a face could only launch one ship...
...because you shouldn't put metric prefixes on Troy units.
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Tech tip: Itβs dangerous to download βCome Sail Awayβ or βSatisfactionβ on ITunes. βTurn, Turn, Turnβ is perfectly fine however.
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but the Byrds will never hurt you.
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I used to be obsessed with the idea of playing football with random items of clothing. However, after stealing from a nun's wardrobe to feed my addiction, I soon saw the error of my ways.
It was a difficult habit to kick.
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A friend of mine asserts that she loves all animals. However, I did point out to her the distain she holds for large African water-dwelling mammals.
I just think sheβs being a bit hippo critical.
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Years ago at my first IT startup we thought we'd caught a big break when we were asked to set up the campus network at a major college. However, the project eventually fell through when they failed to secure the necessary funding.
I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.
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Everybody knows Albert Einstein was a genius, however
No one mentions his brother Frank, that guy was a monster.
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I bought a car with keyless entry system installed. I like the car very much. However,
it's missing some key features.
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︎ Jul 30 2019
Its a pane in the glass to work at a window factory, I can see right through their flaws. Mirrors, however, is something I can really see myself doing.
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A guy went to a meeting for addictions. He confessed to being addicted to soap. βHowever,β he said...
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Some people are pro-life, others are pro-choice. As an English teacher however....
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︎ Apr 16 2019
A man was at his funeral where miraculously, he came back to life. However, he soon died again, and a second funeral was held, which went much smoother than the first one.
He must have had a re-hearse-al.
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︎ Apr 20 2018
Google says the first lung transplant took place in 1954, making it the first organ donation ever. However, this is not entirely true.
The first Oregon donation took place in 1859.
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Tomatoes. Some say, "TaMayTo". Some say, "TaMahTo". However, I'm at peace with my...
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︎ Mar 14 2019
However, he couldnβt, because the punch line is out of order.
A man at a party wanted to grab some punch, and he walked to the punch line.
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In the 12th century, one African nation planned to utilize giraffes as pack animals to carry supplies between warring nations. However, the giraffes kept escaping. It was the first recorded instance of giraffe dodging.
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In the 1970s farmers attempted giving weed to cows in order to improve milk production. However, they concluded the steaks were too high.
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A parish priest was next in line to be made bishop. However, dues to the longevity of his superiors, it was over a decade before he was appointed.
Just another case of long time, no see.
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However kind you think you are
German children are kinder.
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My sister said she doesn't like seaweed. My dad said he does. However..
He said he didn't like D-weed.
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