A list of puns related to "Honour"
But I've heard it's a little chewy.
So I came, I sawed, I coloured
Because she's a sweet lady with a great sense of humour.
Post-humourously.
-My sister "Hey, today is National Middle Child Day!"
-My dad "That can't be right. It should be on a Wednesday."
A woman is at her husbandβs funeral, and asks some friends of her late husband up to the podium to say some things honouring him.
Man 1 walks up to the podium, and says one word: βPlethora.β He steps down and walks by the widow, who says: βThanks; that means a lot.β
Man 2 now goes up to the podium, and says βBargain.β Then, as he leaves the podium and walks by the widow, she whispers to him: βThanks; that means a great deal.β
Just so I can say, "Your honour!! My client clearly isn't a flight risk."
To celebrate, we invited all the family and friends we could to my parents' house and then made the big announcement. Everyone was ecstatic and my father in particular was driven to tears. At a certain point during the night he pulled me aside and led me into his study, which I had never really been inside until this point. He opened a safe and produced cigars a bottle of whiskey and a large, beautifully bound book.
"I could never have asked for a better son," my father said, lighting the cigars and pouring the whiskey. "I hope you think I was a good enough father to deserve you."
"Of course, Dad," I said, "You were all I could've asked for and I wish my son admires me even half as much as I admire you."
"Now I've shared with you nearly everything I know," he said, "But not this one thing. This is the Big Book of Dad Jokes. There are many like it but this one is special. My father gave it to me when your mother and I first found out she was pregnant with you, and I studied it and studied it, learning all the dad jokes I could and mastering book's secrets. I hope it serves you as well as it served me in being a father... No... I know it will serve you well. I love you, my son."
"Dad... I don't know what to say... I'm honoured..."
"Hi Honoured, I'm Dad."
A cock a dude'll do.
An honour kebab.
A time-honoured tradition.
While celebrating the birth of his newborn, a son is drinking with his father. The father turns to the son with a gift. "Here son, it is your time to have this" says the father as he hands across a book title '1001 Dad Jokes' "Wow, I don't know what to say" states the son "I am honoured" "Hi honoured, I'm dad"
The British man says "You need to do us all a favour and honour people of colour". The American says "No U".
Justice Thumbs
"Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this"
"Dad, you don't mean-"
"Yes son, I do" Dad pulls out a copy of 1001 dad jokes.
"Dad .. I'm honoured ..", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honored", replies his father. "I'm dad".
Meet James and Sasha, both 23, in a serious relationship and madly in love. James is worried about children, as he knows there is an honourable history of dad jokes in his family, and he is not sure he can live up to these great expectations. One night, whilst doing the deed, the condom breaks. They are both scared but after a couple weeks and no sign of pregnancy, they go back to their normal lives, and James goes back to worrying about parenthood. After returning home from work one night, James finds a tearful Sasha on the front doorstep. He sits next to her to ask what's wrong. 'Honey...' She replies. 'I'm pregnant.' James wipes a tear from his eye, and smiles proudly. 'Hello pregnant. I'm dad.'
All of them.
this is actually a grand-dad joke, but he recently passed away, so in his honour I posted his favorite joke!
Talking to a co-worker and she asks what time it is
"Time to go to the dentist"
"What? Why's that?"
"Well, its two-thirty, isn't it"
The shrivelling look of disapproval I got was a true honour.
He said to me "Well son, now that you have a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this".
"Dad, you don't mean the... ".
"Yes son", he interrupted, as he handed me the first five editions of '1001 Dad Jokes'.
With the tears welling in my eyes, and a lump in my throat, I said "Dad, I'm honoured!".
"Well hello Honoured, I'm Dad".
In honour of the year of the horse:
Kung 'neigh' fat choi!
"What is it dad?"
"1001 greatest dad jokes"
"wow dad, i'm honoured"
"hi honoured, i'm dad.."
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you've got a kid of your own, I think it's time to give you this"
"Dad, you don't mean-"
"Yes son, I do" Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition
"Dad... I'm honoured...", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I'm dad".
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that youβve got a kid of your own, I think itβs time to give you this"
"Dad, you donβt mean-"
"Yes son, I do" Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition "Dadβ¦ Iβm honouredβ¦", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "Iβm dad".
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