Last night I finished off the Frosted Flakes, Honeycombs and Cheerios.

My wife is very upset she married a cereal killer.

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Why is a bee’s hair always sticky?

Because it uses a honeycomb

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Why do bees have wet hair?

They use honeycombs

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👤︎ u/rhshi14
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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My next door Russian neighbor is very secretive about the honeycombs in his backyard.

He might be a cagey bee agent.

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What does a bee use to brush it's hair ?

A Honeycomb.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...

Honeycomb home!

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I have a whole book of 365 jokes, one for each day of the year. Here are some of the ones I dont cringe at:
  1.    Why do prisoners hate computers?
    

The escape key never works.

  1.   How do trees get on the internet? 
    

They log in.

  1.  Knock knock.
    

Who's there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play at that game

  1. How do bees brush their hair? With honeycombs.

  2. Why was the empty Olympic stadium so hot? All the fans had left.

  3. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

  4. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was playing crossy road.

  5. Can February March? No but April may.

  6. Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.

10.why are recycling bins so optimistic? Cuz they're full of cans.

[Insert minion meme]

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📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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What does a bee's wife say to summon her husband?

"Honeycomb over here!"

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👤︎ u/Skystrike7
📅︎ Sep 07 2017
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My wife and I have recently taken to trying for a baby, and I think this last attempt may have succeeded. I just dad-joked hard.

We were looking at a Facebook post on bees that had lost their home and taken to a bit of chocolate on the road. The pictures showed the bees then all rushing into a basket a beekeeper had brought containing a honeycomb.

When my wife commented on how they all were so quickly attracted to it, I could not stop myself as I blurted out "Well yeah, they were looking for another place to bee"

Don't think she had ever rolled her eyes so hard.

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👤︎ u/G2geo94
📅︎ Sep 20 2017
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb.

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👤︎ u/onetwopi
📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

They only have honeycombs!

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📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs!

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📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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Why do bees have sticky hair

Because they use a honeycomb

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📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs

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Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

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👤︎ u/Leeuwe
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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Why do bees have such sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs.

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👤︎ u/karmaniak
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb

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📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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Why do bees always have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs

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👤︎ u/Andyh10s
📅︎ Feb 06 2019
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use Honeycombs!

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👤︎ u/Lawless_7
📅︎ Feb 07 2018
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