Two homies stand in line at the cinema, the first one asks the cashier if the second one can go in for free, she asks:βand why is that?β
He answers: βCause heβs my emotional support dawgβ
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︎ Jul 19 2022
What state has the most homies?
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︎ Apr 03 2022
What did the hydro homie say when his sister got assaulted in her own home?
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︎ Jun 25 2022
Coolest disease
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︎ Mar 05 2022
Who can order someone to impale their homie's grandmother by simply uttering their name?
Pierce Bro'sNan
Aight, imma head out.
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︎ Jun 08 2021
Me and my homies always laugh when someone mentions Usain Bolt
Its a running joke in our community
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︎ Jul 12 2021
Kissin the homies isn't gay.
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︎ Jun 08 2021
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow
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︎ Jan 03 2021
My friend recently backstabbed me.
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︎ Apr 27 2022
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︎ Apr 10 2020
I don't believe in the bros before hoes or hoes before bros crap. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
Note: homeostasis is a scientific term for "equilibrium". Sorry if this went over your head π
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︎ Jan 22 2019
A homie going through a lot
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︎ Apr 14 2019
How do you say hi to japanese homies?
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︎ May 16 2019
What did Attila say to his housemate when he got in?
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︎ Jan 22 2022
Yo, homie. You know of any good computer programs for typing up documents?
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︎ Mar 14 2020
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π
︎ Jan 19 2019
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
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π
︎ Nov 09 2019
What do you call your Irish friend who values consistency and routine?
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︎ Oct 14 2021
A car's weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.
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π
︎ Aug 05 2018
Not bragging but I made six figures last year...
....so they named me the year's worst employee at the toy factory.
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π
︎ Dec 15 2017
Why is the G in gnocchi silent?
Because a real G never snitches on his homies.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
What do you call an epileptic emperor?
Julius seizure
Edit: Oh and thanks a bunch for the silver homie
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Need a clever pun for the name Charmaine.
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︎ May 03 2020
I have four problems in life:
Counting, remembering and counting.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
My best friend made me some cookies the other day. "Wow, did you make them yourself?"
"Yeah," He responded
"They're Homie made."
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︎ Jun 10 2020
Mr. Seal Yo Girl
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︎ Jun 14 2017
So with this lockdown in place
Does this make us all homies?
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Bros before hoes? That's discrimination
We need to keep a homie-hoe-stasis
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︎ Sep 05 2019
What did one house say to the other house when he was leaving?
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Got to love snoop
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π
︎ Dec 24 2018
What did tree did the chemist plant in her garden?
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︎ May 23 2019
Kids wanted to watch a new anime, so I suggested...
Kid 1: Let's watch -Japanese name of some anime-
Kid 2: No, let's watch -Japanese name of some other anime-
Me: Let's watch Supphomi!
Kid 2: "What the hell is Suppho... (realization dawns) mi..."
Me: NOT MUCH HOMIE, WHAT THE HELL 'SUP WITH YOU?!
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︎ Mar 22 2016
What do you call it when you murder a friend?
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︎ Sep 11 2019
My dad taught his homing pigeons to dance to rap music.
Now they're homie pigeons.
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Dad: When you see cops walk by, make sure youβre not standing next to your best friend...
..They might arrest you for homie side.
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︎ Jul 14 2019
Whats it called when you kill a friend?
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︎ Apr 29 2017
What do you call a gang shooting?
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︎ Oct 25 2015
I tried to sound like a gangster talking to my mom
She said "You have been making a lot of jokes recently."
Me: True that homie-g.
Her: Did you just call me "homie-g"?
Me: Homie-a through homie-f were taken.
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︎ Feb 17 2015
Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.
There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
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π
︎ Nov 14 2020
I don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis if you will.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or even hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
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︎ Sep 09 2018
Personally, I don't believe in bros-before-hoes or hoes-before-bros. There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
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︎ Mar 10 2016
What did one house say to the other house?
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︎ Aug 12 2018
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