Daughter is having trouble homeschooling at the moment. "Argh i can't spell today..."

T-o-d-a-y

Boom

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👤︎ u/adz1179
📅︎ May 22 2020
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Homeschooling

Kid’s book says water has a PH of 7, it is neutral. I always thought it is basic.

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👤︎ u/xayjha
📅︎ Apr 06 2020
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A father began homeschooling his son

A father began homeschooling his son and it was time to begin chemistry. The son asked, "Dad, why are you teaching me chemistry?"
The father responded, "Oh, I just thought it would be nice to have a little bonding time."

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👤︎ u/ninjustice
📅︎ May 21 2016
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So Covid and homeschool overwhelmed, I need to schedule a reminder to drain their Mac & Cheese.

I had to create a Google Colander entry to remind me...

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👤︎ u/thermbug
📅︎ May 21 2021
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New study determines what 99% of kids homeschool hate the most

Their teacher

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👤︎ u/jvanzandd
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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We wanted to homeschool our daughter, but...

... she wasn't accepted :(

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👤︎ u/ba71905
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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I was homeschooled my whole life, but still ended up being very educated.

I even graduated at the top of my class.

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I once walked in on my teachers having sex

Being homeschooled was never easy for me

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👤︎ u/wasprobot
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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When your crush walks in your class

But you're homeschooled

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👤︎ u/Joker6983
📅︎ May 31 2020
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Told my kid "Go to the Principal's Office!"

I then changed into a suit and tie and came in and said "so, tell me why you're here today..."

Homeschool is tough work....

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👤︎ u/Shortbusaz
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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You wouldn’t beelieve it

I was raised homeschooled. As a result of this up bringing, I went to many different places to learn things.

One day we went to a farm, and this farm just so happened to have a bee keeper working on it. So I naturally struck up a conversation with the fine man, asking him questions about what he did, and how he liked his job.

Little did I know some time had passed and it was time to go. My mother had called to me from behind my back saying it was time to leave, but I didn’t pay her any attention. Then, in a stern tone, she called to me again from behind that it was time to go.

Then I saw her face, now I’m a bee leaver. Not a trace, of doubt in my mind.

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👤︎ u/Ben_Holda
📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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Can't stop me

Context: I'm homeschooled and a Boy Scout, there's a campout in the next few weeks we can take our bikes to

I'm Skyping with my grandma who lives several hours away from me and my brother is up there visiting, and he said I can't borrow his bike. I told him "I wasn't anyways, it doesn't have brakes." and a few seconds later I said "So I guess there's nothing you can do to stop me."

We all laughed and there was a groan.

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