The immaculate conception? The Holy Spirit was in the womb where it happened.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/innerstrife
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2020
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I will hit the holy spirit into you if I have to.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tj4y
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What do you call a servant of God? Is it Jesus? Or The Holy Spirit?

Actually, it’s Nun of the above.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Domthehuman1
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The first computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple that barely had any memory. One byte, and everything crashed.

It probably ran on Python

Credit: u/FriendofHolySpirit

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cubic-Zirconia
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I was walking down the street in Heaven, and I saw a guy selling smoothies made of love, joy, and peace

He said they were fruit smoothies.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Natch42
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24 2016
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Sitting in church the other day...

...when my dad walks up to me. I greet him. "Father" His response, "Son,...

... Holy Spirit."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jwehr5828
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