What goes in one hole, and out three others?

You, putting on a t-shirt.

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One of my friends keeps telling me β€œIt could be worse, you could be quarantined underground, in a hole full of water.”

I know she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/livingoverandover
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water? No?

Well well well

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What's the one thing you never want to find in ant holes?

Nephews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anaconda386
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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So I just got my wife with this one... She asked to go to Victoria's Secret to buy some new underwear... She complained that her favorite pairs had holes in them...

I said "of course they have holes in them, how else are you supposed to get your legs through?"

I could feel the eye roll from across the room

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My daughter was wearing head phones and plugged the jack in to one of the holes in my belt...

...We were walking through the lounge room with the cord still plugged in to my belt and I said to my wife, "Hey baby! Look at me! I'm a walk-man!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brad-corp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

In case they got a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hamlet_71
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurnedTatti
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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I always bring an extra pair of underwear when I go golfing

Just incase I get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubNTugInc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...

He had a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shrewlord
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jake5499
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. β€œSomething for this I have.” Yoda says.

He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.

He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.

When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.

β€œSomething I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.

Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.

β€œThat’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. β€œI’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”

So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.

He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.

β€œMaster Yoda!” he asks. β€œWhat did I do wrong?”

Yoda replies sagely, β€œA Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Why didn't the pro golfer wear his golf shoes during the round? (Compliments of my stylist)

Because he's got a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smusac
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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No one laughs at my β€œbring an extra pair of pants when you go golfing” joke.

I guess β€œhole-in-one” jokes are sub-par.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Ever hear the one about the 3 holes in the ground?

Well Well Well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MovCookie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Have you heard the one about the really deep hole in the ground?

Well... Well... Well...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PickleFart69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground?

Well, well, well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roxbob
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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Have you heard the one with the hole with water in it?

Oh well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaulOfTheWall
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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Did you hear the one about three holes in the ground?

Well, well, well...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeIrishGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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Have you heard the one about three holes in the ground, filled with water?

Well, well, well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chio182
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2016
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Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground?

Well, well, well....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2015
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Have you guys heard the one about the three holes in the ground?

Well, well, well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DailyAncap
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2013
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Why did the golfer have two pairs of pants?

Just in case he made a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshua-esaw
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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I always bring an extra pair of pants golfing...

...just in case I get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sugar_Wolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Why does a golfer always wear two pairs of pants?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants

In case they get a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurnedTatti
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Why did the golfer have an extra pair of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viral_Idiot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I took two pairs of socks golfing

In case I got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-m-meeseeks
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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When I go golfing, I always take an extra jacket

In case I get a hole in one.

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I always take an extra pair of socks when I go golfing

In case I get a hole in one

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When I go golfing I always take an extra jacket...

In case I get a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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If you go golfing, make sure to wear two pair of pants

In case you get a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shalopalop
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Why do golfers wear two pairs of socks ?

In case they get a hole in one !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A: In case he got a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Why did the Golfer change his pants?

Because he got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisimNight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Whenever I go golfing, I bring an extra pair of pants

Just in case I get a hole in one

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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I wear two pairs of pants when I play golf

Just in case I get a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ootz1986
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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I usually wear 2 pairs of pants when I go golfing

Last time I got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demonazzzz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guyshu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Why did the golfer have an extra pair of socks.

Incase he got a hole in one!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crystalskull89
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Why did the man leave his socks on the golf course?

He got a hole in one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heckyhoodles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Why did the golfer bring an extra sock ?

Incase he got a hole in one .

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