Hawking (birds) Puns

A list of puns related to "Hawking (birds)"

Tiny hawk
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👤︎ u/mr_chanandler_bong_1
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you get when you cross a bird of prey and a pig?

A Ham-Hawk..

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👤︎ u/bad11ama
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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Had a Zoom call about whether or not to acquire a new bird of prey

It was an add hawk meeting.

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👤︎ u/beyond_hate
📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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What's a bird's favourite sport?

Hawk-ey!

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👤︎ u/CupCakeJoe23
📅︎ Sep 24 2020
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Birds Selling Lobster?

Hawking shells encasing fish.

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👤︎ u/ChrisCGC
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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What do you call a religious hawk?

A bird of pray

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👤︎ u/nick3797
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do you call a smart bird?

Stephen Hawking

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👤︎ u/Itrytodofunnystuff
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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Would you hunt a sick bird in America?

I wouldn't. It's ill-eagle.

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👤︎ u/EmotionallyPained
📅︎ Mar 17 2019
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What do you call a bird that tends to it's lawn?

A mow-hawk

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👤︎ u/BedHeadBread
📅︎ Mar 20 2019
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A have a pet bird of prey that can come up with marketing strategies without any preparation!

We call him "Ad Hawk"

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👤︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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A War of Birds

Due to a difference in a pinion, a flock of doves attempted to stage an immediate coo by just winging it. So it wasn't surprising that, after creating an add-hawk unit (which many in the bird community considered fowl play), the eagles' military was just too strong and talonted, and the fledgling, emutional uprising subsequently took a tern for the worst.

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👤︎ u/HansSven
📅︎ Jul 17 2013
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Birds don't need haircuts

We were taking our 4 year old to get a haircut. While looking out his window he saw a hawk flying and my wife asked our son Wife: "Do you think he's going for a hair cut too?" Son: "birds don't need to get haircuts!" Me: "well bald eagles don't."

Eye rolling ensued.

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👤︎ u/buzzardgut
📅︎ Feb 13 2017
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