Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Hawke"
...he considered them a flight risk.
It's about time!
Face plants
He must have always been speechless
**edit: for those saying he died on 3/13
But if he was from the US, he would be Stephen YeeHawking
Son: “But dad, your name is John.”
Me: “I know, but I was named AFTER Stephen Hawking.”
It was perfect because I thought I needed some mohawk.
I guess you could say she's a helicopter parent.
A Ham-Hawk..
Boy, was that hawkward.
They were the Wright brothers for the job
The walking dad
I’ve always wanted to speak intelligently.
Haaaawkward!
It’s about time.
Not to mention a lifetime ban from at least three zoos.
He disabled his pop-up blocker.
But I don't think he could do standup.
It was an add hawk meeting.
Cherries.
But Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Maybe he's socially hawkward.
I guess you could say it was revolutionary.
He can never stand corrected.
It's about time!
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey stood nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.
It’s about time.
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