...he considered them a flight risk.
It's about time!
Face plants
He must have always been speechless
**edit: for those saying he died on 3/13
But if he was from the US, he would be Stephen YeeHawking
Son: “But dad, your name is John.”
Me: “I know, but I was named AFTER Stephen Hawking.”
It was perfect because I thought I needed some mohawk.
I guess you could say she's a helicopter parent.
A Ham-Hawk..
Boy, was that hawkward.
They were the Wright brothers for the job
The walking dad
I’ve always wanted to speak intelligently.
Haaaawkward!
It’s about time.
Not to mention a lifetime ban from at least three zoos.
He disabled his pop-up blocker.
A stroke of genius.
But I don't think he could do standup.
It was an add hawk meeting.
Cherries.
But Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Maybe he's socially hawkward.
I guess you could say it was revolutionary.
He can never stand corrected.
It's about time!
The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey stood nary a chance. The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. None in the forest dared to challenge him. The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature. As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all... hawk, lion and stinker.
