I wasn’t feeling quite like myself one day, so when she ran to me and shouted, “Aluminum!” I responded, “Can it! My plans have been foiled and I’m not in the mood to scrap.”
I'm planning a murder mystery game (you know, where everyone has a character and whatever) and they always have pun titles, but I'm stuck.
It's set in the future, in a semi-dystopian steam punk-inspired kinda setting. A scientist was murdered, while doing research into a new drug that would have had questionable effects on society. I know it's not much to go by, but any ideas?
EDIT: thanks heaps everyone! You guys are awesome!
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Curiosity killed the cat :(
They're heavily calfinated
Ten tickles!
Of course it only has eight of those.
So the first two were test tickles!
The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
I would have a daughter
It ended up being a tie
My kids are still able to get in the house.
..a duel meaning.
She said, "Airplane? What is it?"
"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
He thought homes were built, not born.
Theoretical Fizz-ics
They lactose
We'll see about that...
They’re both Paris sites
It's a complex complex complex.
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen.
A liar.
Because the cow has the udder.
I said, “You don’t notice a vas deferens.”
It's going to be quite the shindig
But at least now I can look back and laugh..
But you measure rattlesnakes in meters, because they have rhythm.
Thankfully, the contractor said it’ll be on the house
2 Kings 8:1
Seriously, it’s been watching me for hours
Doctor's are sending anyone with Peekaboo, straight to ICU.
They say it’s a blast from the past!
*credit to my 9 year old daughter
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
You don’t know what you’re missing.
It's half empty.
Sadly, none of them work.
They are really making headlines!!!
