Anyone got some good rhode island puns for my project
Because their 'Arrr' number was too high...
Does that mean that the Cook Islands have a fat chance of catching up?
It's very Faroe away and I can't really afford it
For them, hindsight is 2020
Koh Vinineteen
Kawaii five-o
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Because they are both in the middle of waTer
That’s when I draw the line.
.. I've none atoll.
There are no canaries there either.
..then I probably wouldn't bother going.
Whilst gathering food, they find a magical golden lamp. The Englishman says “rub the lamp!” They do, and a genie appears. “I only have three wishes to offer,” he says, “so I’ll give you one wish each.
The Englishman says, “I’d like to be living in a penthouse in London with £1,000,000 in my bank account.” His wish is granted.
The Scotsman says “I’d love to live in a renovated Scottish castle with £2,000,000 in my bank account.” His wish is granted.
The genie then turns to the Irishman: “And what do you wish for?” The Irishman says to the genie, “It’s getting a bit lonely here, can I have the other two back?”
Is a trope-ical plant.
No rush at all. Isle Wight.
So far, I’m not a big fan of solitairy confinement
The other responded "Four shore!"
Son: “Wow really? Can I come too?”
Dad: “Four shore!”
Hey, close the door! Can't you see I'm dressing?
...but I would say it was rubenesque.
He said “don’t be Sicily!”
It was a ruling ruler.
MadagascAAARRR
It was a topical vacation
Starting fires are easy since each of them will always have a match!
I said don’t be Sicilly
I don't know why he called it a ranch they only grew lettuce.
I’ll call it my No Worries Atoll.
... You are now leaving Rhode Island
Did you know?
On the Canary Islands, there is not one Canary.
and on the Virgin Islands, there is not one Canary there either.
because it’s in the middle of water
They both are in the middle of water
I said don't be Sicily.
There are no canaries there either.
Same with the Virgin Islands. There’s no canaries there either.
