Greetings...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/anikkundu1998
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Seasonings Greetings!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficialDampSquid
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Don't mind my pet for eating your ants and termites without greeting you

He's a bit of an awkwaardvark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/popegonzo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What do Redditors say when greeting each other on December 31st?

Happy Snoo Year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KomodoJo3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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In the store I saw some brightly coloured greeting cards that said, "I will always love only you "

They sold them in packs of 12.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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From his greeting me, I guess I am a regular at my dentist...

He always says, "you know the drill!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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My blind friend made me a nice greeting card in Braille.

It was touching.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Greetings from Italy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlarioKath
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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How did Pakistan's Nobel Laureate physicist Abdus Salam respond to greetings?

Yes, that's me. Is that it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madjholu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Seasons Greetings
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πŸ‘€︎ u/procxrastinator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Seasons greetings!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RhinoVanHorn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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My company is giving yo-yos as our gift this holidays and we are trying to think of a pun to include in our greeting cards. Any ideas?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/birdlawyer213
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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I've been washing my hands so much that now I think they are greeting me.

Must be because of my hi gene.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raskaro
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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β€ͺWe agreed to start greeting each other without making physical contact...‬

Then we shook on it.‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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My dumb way of greeting my little brother on his 20th birthday imgur.com/2hliHeR
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pr0crasturbatin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I just thought of this from all the b-day greetings i got in facebook today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nixsauce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Seasons greetings
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catwithhumanteeth
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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My Friend Mistyped His MMO Greeting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpsJL
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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"Diana!" I said, greeting my mother-in-law as she walked through the door....

She replied, "my name is Anna!"

I said, "Yes! Yes I know "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warshadow
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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What do you call an online greeting card w a moving image?

A GIF card

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhobicCarrot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Why do stoners never miss a greeting?

They're always hi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AFanCorp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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what is a German cookie's greeting

gluten-tag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamboniboi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2018
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Season's greetings, everyone.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6b3cae89829c6f7411ba0245e318d6d/tumblr_mx6cli9mOl1rxni5wo1_500.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EtherYeti
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2013
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Solstice Greetings!

It's going to be a long Monday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kokkusu_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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Serves me right for using the greeting s'up...

My dad responds with "Sup with you if you're paying"

Every time...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Palf10
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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Dad's Greeting

Every time me or my sister walks into the house:

Dad - "(sister's name)?" Me - (SIGHHHHHH) NO DAD. IT'S ME.

EVERYTIME.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scorpionbomb3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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