Don't mind my pet for eating your ants and termites without greeting you
He's a bit of an awkwaardvark.
What do Redditors say when greeting each other on December 31st?
Happy Snoo Year
In the store I saw some brightly coloured greeting cards that said, "I will always love only you "
They sold them in packs of 12.
From his greeting me, I guess I am a regular at my dentist...
He always says, "you know the drill!"
My blind friend made me a nice greeting card in Braille.
It was touching.
How did Pakistan's Nobel Laureate physicist Abdus Salam respond to greetings?
Yes, that's me. Is that it?
My company is giving yo-yos as our gift this holidays and we are trying to think of a pun to include in our greeting cards. Any ideas?
I've been washing my hands so much that now I think they are greeting me.
Must be because of my hi gene.
βͺWe agreed to start greeting each other without making physical contact...β¬
Then we shook on it.β¬
My dumb way of greeting my little brother on his 20th birthday imgur.com/2hliHeR
I just thought of this from all the b-day greetings i got in facebook today
"Diana!" I said, greeting my mother-in-law as she walked through the door....
She replied, "my name is Anna!"
I said, "Yes! Yes I know "
What do you call an online greeting card w a moving image?
A GIF card
Why do stoners never miss a greeting?
They're always hi.
what is a German cookie's greeting
gluten-tag
Season's greetings, everyone.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6b3cae89829c6f7411ba0245e318d6d/tumblr_mx6cli9mOl1rxni5wo1_500.png
Solstice Greetings!
It's going to be a long Monday.
Serves me right for using the greeting s'up...
My dad responds with "Sup with you if you're paying"
Every time...
Dad's Greeting
Every time me or my sister walks into the house:
Dad - "(sister's name)?" Me - (SIGHHHHHH) NO DAD. IT'S ME.
EVERYTIME.
