Did you hear about the ghost who was gravely injured in a rollercoaster accident?

He was a spirit defeeted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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Gravely Saddened
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimouse
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I'm fully convinced that Stalin's grave...

...is just a Communist plot.

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Despite a grave outlook on the economy and a dying customer base, one industry for sure won't be going under anytime soon:

Death care.

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I've been to visit my grandmother's grave three times this week and each time someone has mysteriously covered it in gravy granules.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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What’s Beethoven doing in his grave

De-composing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-wan-Nalu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Have you noticed we never hear about grave robbers nowadays?

Apparently it’s a dying art.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaleMcDouble
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Why is Grave digging such a dangerous job?

Because they have one foot in the grave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteaminScaldren
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I made a grave mistake

But I was able to dig myself out of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheeOuris
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his grave.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jarl_draven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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It is a grave mistake to go to your own funeral.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adragontype
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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Is mother is ravioli in her grave
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saintnickfun
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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My grandma was famous for her delicious strawberries. She made me promise that when she died I would plant strawberries over her grave so everyone could visit and enjoy them. I fulfilled her wish.

She’s dead and berried.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Do you know why it took Jesus 3 days to rise from his grave?

It would’ve been the next day, but he had Post Martyr-dom depression.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquigglesMcJiggly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chocolate-queen
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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So in my country there is an app that helps navigate through cemeteries

That will help to avert many grave mistakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NAVY-Inquisition
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Apparently, it's not considered desecration to piss on a grave.

Because they can still rest in pees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theDocX2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Spooky name thread: I'll start with "Doug Grave".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubbernipple
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Did you see the movie about the fast moving grave?

I couldn't follow the plot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LtSnakePlissken
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CocozuBR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Paul Bro 1 makes another grave mistake (2019)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sudolkr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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I was killed in a car crash and my brother was dancing on my grave so I scared him off.

No one does that. Over my dead body!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaltysSalty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I love living next to a cemetery

It's dead quiet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonReborn64
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Wonder no more !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Saw a grave robbin’ this weekend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mscoobs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Talk about grave...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nightshadecorvii
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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My brother visited the cemetery today to see our mom. He walked up to her grave stone, closed his eyes and with a tear running down his cheek, said

Look who’s grounded now, mom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sioswing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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How do dancers ensure job continuity during the Covid crisis?

They twerk from home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Why is it that whenever you stand near Beethoven’s grave you hear his music playing backwards?

Because he’s decomposing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fiafries
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I visited a very overcrowded grave last night

I asked the manager why it was so crowded. He said people were dying to get in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superonkey101
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I once saw a man squatting behind a grave. β€œMorning!” I said.

β€œNo, just having a shit” he said

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peachyfluf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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If you lean close to the Beethoven's grave

You can hear him decomposing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjo1000113
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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My pops always said he would go to his grave with his famous BBQ chicken recipe. On his death bead, he had me lean in to tell me the secret ingredient.

That’s when I knew it was Thyme.

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If someone does something dumb in Heaven/Hell, are they making a "grave-mistake"?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurritoBro91234
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I got fired when I asked a customer if he preferred smoking or non smoking.

Apparently the correct terms are "cremation" and "burial".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumb-reply
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Open casket funeral?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RugsbandShrugmyer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. β€œWhen I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”...

β€œWow!” I said. β€œWas it some big corporation?”

β€œNo.” He replied, β€œI mowed the lawn in the cemetery.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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When the treasure hunter had excavated down six feet, he realized he had made a grave error
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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I'm allergic to death.

It causes me to start coffin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wileydan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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I just realised, that when you say someone is in grave danger...

...it’s because they’re going to die.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zmelk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Rolling in my grave
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πŸ‘€︎ u/___jimenez__
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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Movie idea: Kim Jong Un-dead

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un succumbs to a botched surgery, medically confirmed dead, but then returns from the grave and continues to rule. Based on a true story. Probably.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aceofspades914
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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People who robbed the tombs of Pharos really put themselves in grave danger.

I'm sure this has been said before but it just came to my mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jynx-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Burying someone in the wrong slot is a grave mistake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Padlix
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Beethoven's grave has been eerily playing music the last few days.

The cemetery keeper has told people not to worry, he's just decomposing.

EDIT down-voting because you can't Handel this level of humor is a crime against humanity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blu186
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Not laughing at this would be a GRAVE mistake.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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Every time I make a poop joke, Oscar Wilde rolls in his grave.

I should probably stop pooping there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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We were driving past a cemetery.

My dad said in a dead serious quiet voice "I know something you don't know about this place. The people living in this town aren't allowed to be buried here."

And I was really confused, so I asked why.

He said "because they are still alive."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Pun intended
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toasty_MarshAG
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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What's a skeleton's favorite type of danger?

Grave danger.

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What did the epitaph read on James Watt's grave?

You will be mist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidJM_Arts
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2017
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The cemetery is overcrowded. We have a grave problem
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πŸ‘€︎ u/halagabir
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2017
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Grave diggers have one of the most serious jobs in the world. Every single time they do something wrong it’s a grave mistake.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirCheesePidgeon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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Flowers...

Give them to your wife now or she'll put them on your grave later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmpireStrikes1st
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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What the the grave robber who stole from Tom Petty’s burial site get charged with?

Petty Larceny.

I know, too soon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B00617825
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2017
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My friend decided to do stand up comedy in a cemetery

It was a grave mistake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ayyyyysdf165
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What's it Called When Someone Has Sex on a Tombstone?

If it's two monsters, it's a monster mash.

Otherwise, it's a graveyard smash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anonymoushenry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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I'm concerned about grave marker and tombstone sales

It just seems like a dying industry...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfqs6m
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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I found a mass grave today, full of dead snowmen...

"Dave!" shouted my wife. "Come away from the pond!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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Walking through a graveyard I saw a man crouched in front of a grave so i said "Morning"...

...he replied "No, just taking a shit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skubbags
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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So, we were driving down the road the other day.

We passed by a cemetery and my dad said that people are just dying to get in there.

*** probably a repost but it's the best joke my dad told me from long ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninjablastsers
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I was going to become a mortician, until someone told me it was a dying field.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/misc_fame
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brookscorbs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Why were Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake depressed?

Their careers were in ruins.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What’s faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold!

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πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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A gravedigger dug up the wrong grave and got arrested.

Looks like he made a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StephanSol
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2017
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A story about a legendary Composer

In 1827, after Beethoven died, he was buried outside the local church, in the graveyard, and people came to pay their respects frequently.

One morning, about a week after the funeral, two girls came to leave some flowers on his grave, only to hear strange, unearthly sounds coming from it. Creeped out, they called for the local Paranormal Investigator.

The Investigator arrived an hour later, and with him, a small crowd, who had come to see what was happening to the composer’s grave.

Suddenly, one member of the crowd exclaimed, β€œI recognise that sound! It’s his 9th Symphony, backwards!”

Soon after, another said, β€œand that’s his 8th, backwards!”

After leaning closer to the grave to inspect this for himself, the Investigator straightened himself up, gave a soft chuckle, and said:

β€œNever fear, ladies and gentlemen! Beethoven’s just decomposing.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnixyZ
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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RIP
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kourai04
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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The guy who stole my diary died recently.

My thoughts are with his family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukethelogician
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I saw this odd guy walking towards the cemetery with a shovel...

I had grave concerns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Grave humour

Why couldn't the skeleton call the police? . Because he was missing his caller-bones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meuphoria
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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On my tombstone it will show I've made a grave mistake telling jokes my whole life.

STahp

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πŸ‘€︎ u/psiursus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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I told my Ranger at work that after my dog had passed away, we buried him and then planted a tree to grow on top of his grave.

He responded with "I guess that tree will have more bark than usual".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phat_blah
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2016
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Wife and I went to replace some flowers on a relative's grave today.

She tried to mention buying our own grave plots as we were leaving.

 

 

I told her that "This was the last thing I needed!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirDinkus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2016
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(NFL Pun) I tried to speak to a San Diego Charger from beyond the grave last night.....

....by conducting a Junior Seance.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2015
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Grave Humour

Driving past a cemetery earlier

Younger brother: No wonder these places are always empty, they're so creepy

Dad: Are you kidding me? People are dying to get into this place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TalkingFork
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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My local cemetery is looking to resell mine and my wife’s burial plots to a new buyer...

We’re in grave danger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jardnose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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My neighbor drank so much gravy on a Thanksgiving Day dare that he choked to death.

He went from the ladle to the grave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Grave Plot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XenobiaXD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2014
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Taken off laugh support due to coffin fits
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GentlemanJorge
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2017
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Grave problem
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mollypaget
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2013
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What happened to the funeral director when he got sick?

He was coffin a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshandthewolf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Why are there fences around graveyards?

Cause people are just dying to get in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Camellonaire
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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I bought a tombstone but i realized it was counterfeit

What a RIP-off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MMWItalianWolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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What is Mozart doing in his grave?

De-composing

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.

She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US,

He will be rolling in his grave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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Burying someone alive...

Is a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keauxbi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing......

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2015
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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Dad what is Mozart doing now?

He is de-composing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walter923
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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