What did digital clock say to Grandfather clock?

"Look Grandpa, no hands!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drempire
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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A grandfather clock swings both ways

That’s why we β€˜watch the hours go bi’

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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A grandfather clock just fell on top of me

That hurt big time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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You know what they say about grandfather clocks

They're old timers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PolesawPolska
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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In the 1950's grandfather clocks were known as father clocks.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I lent my friend my gigantic grandfather clock for a show and tell.

He owes me big time.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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I like grandfather clocks

Big time

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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Grandfather clock got fixed

My dad loves his puns.

Dad informs me his girlfriend finished fixing the grandfather clock by replacing a broken weight. Ends it with, "boy that sure is a weight off her shoulders."

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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2013
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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You know what they say about grandfather clocks…

They’re old timers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2017
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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look grandpa, no hands!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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