Analog Clock Puns

A list of puns related to "Analog Clock"

Started to learn to tell time on a analog clock last week. So far I can only tell when it’s 6:30

But I got that one hands down.

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👤︎ u/TongueBandit69
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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What did the analog clock say to the digital clock before the fight?

Are you trying to catch these hands?

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👤︎ u/DiiMMer
📅︎ Nov 12 2019
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If you burn an analog clock, does it emit second hand smoke?
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👤︎ u/RuggerAl
📅︎ Jul 19 2018
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I asked an eight-year-old if he could tell time on analog clocks...

"Sometimes," he said.

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👤︎ u/npw7321
📅︎ Jul 10 2014
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My wife asked me my favorite time of day. My answer: 6:30 hands down.

Explanation: think hands on a clock.

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👤︎ u/joeschmo945
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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You know what really grinds its gears?

An analog clock.

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👤︎ u/jchurch8073
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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What did the analog clock say to the digital clock?

You're not very handy.

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👤︎ u/Bust_McNutty
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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The best time on a clock is 6:30,

hands down.

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👤︎ u/TheGreatTave
📅︎ Mar 27 2018
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6:30 is the best time on the clock

Hands down

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👤︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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