Thank you, next
A thank you.....text.
Ariana Pequeño
A Grandezvous
Ariana Venti
Ariana Venti.
I hear she's "big" in Mexico.
Baaaaaacon, Eggs
Baaaaaacon, Eggs
Their names are Ariana Tall and Ariana Venti.
"I like her music a latte, but her sister, Ariana Venti, is going to be an even bigger hit."
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
It was a dead giveaway.
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
Because his weakness is krypto
I said “it’s all downhill from here!”
That way, I always make a grand entrance.
“There was a schism in the chasm.”
Circuit Paul Dickhard
We were talking about all of the songs with explicit lyrics on the new Ariana Grande album this morning and my 7-year-old son blurts out: “Her name should be Sweariana Grande!” I like the way this kid’s brain is growing!
The chess-nut.
It was huge. People were lined up for blocks.
Let Me Think About It
They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly starting to regret this dare. Stupidly, only one brought a flash light. The aggressive darkness and inky black yielded with grudging compliance but always seeming to push back. They moved cautiously onward amid the dust and cobwebs. The floor creaked. They breathed in tight, quick breaths. You could hear a pin drop.
Suddenly, there was a deep moan. "OOOOOOOOUUUUU". It seemed from below them. The house had been abandoned for years. Who or what could make such a sound? The boys looked at each other, but continued on, hearts pounding in their chests.
As they proceeded into the kitchen they encountered a swarm of flies. Buzzing and beating their necks and faces, they rushed and stumbled to the door, not stopping to see what they were truly feasting on. They slammed the door behind them. Maybe a body? But no way were they going back to find out. And again came the sound, "ooooOOOOOooooOOUUU" but louder this time, and closer.
They proceeded through the dark into the dining room. They saw a fully set dining table covered in cob webs. Dust-covered regal-looking glasses, goblets and silverware adorned the table. Spiders climbed on ivory plates. Clearly a house of privilege and set for a grand feast which never happened.
Or, perhaps, met a fatal end?
They pushed on. But again that unearthly howl.
"oooooOOOOOOOOOOOUuuuuUUUUuuUUOOOOooo".
They found the basement staircase, and from below, the sounds seemed to be emanating. Could they proceed? Would they? Did they dare? Two of the boys looked at each other, faces filled with worry.
But the third said, confidently, "We're going down there." Not wanting to seem the weaker, the other two boys steeled themselves and nodded.
The stairs creaked and groaned evily under their feet. The rickety banister shook in angry defiance. Insects and vermin scattered underneath them with every step. They were descending into hell, they knew, but none would turn back.
And the sound: "oOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUuuuuUUOOOO". Now loud enough to fill not only their heads but seeming to claw at their very souls!
Now at the basement door! The antique, crying squeak of the hinges eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEee made the boys wince and almost cover their ears. But they had to know. WHAT is making that horrible, terrible sound?
"ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUoooooUUUUUUUOOOOOOO"
In the center of the basement lay an unholy coffin! A twisted artistic expression of murder, decay and
... keep reading on reddit ➡It's a half-a-grand piano.
I'll call it Little Seizures.
The doctor is checking him out when he finds a roll of $100 bills stuffed up his ass. He pulls out the money and counts it.
“You’re not gonna believe this, but I just found $1900 shoved up your ass!”
The man says, “Well that makes sense. That’s why I haven’t been feeling too grand.”
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(Lewis) Hamilton
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Stirling (Moss)
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Ayr Town Centre!!!
A member of the McLaren team has tested positive for the carowner virus
It's hard to find organ donors.
It was a grand piano.
My daughter looking at disney princesses: whos thay
Me: thats Ariel
Grand-dad: i didnt know they named princesses after antennas
Still to this day holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
They're 1,000 times funnier than regular dad jokes.
What a grand start to the weekend.
There were lots of Sonic booms that night.
Sorry I'm late.
I told him I thought he might need a subwoofer. He then responded, "That's deep." How do I respond so I don't lose this battle?!
Dubai doesn’t like the flint stones but Abu Dhabi do
Ariana Venti
People were lined up for blocks
