My Doctor has just prescribed some anti gloating cream

I can’t wait to rub it in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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I got to open a present early. It was anti-gloating cream

I can't wait to rub it in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quantum_waffles
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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We were cleaning out our closets today and my wife forgot the code to her luggage, but luckily, I managed to figure it out. I looked her and gloated proudly...

"Well, I guess you can say...I solved the case!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I visited my doctor today and have been prescribed some anti-gloating cream.

Now all I have to do is rub it in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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My doctor prescribed me with anti-gloating cream today.

I can't wait to get home and rub it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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What do you call a smug goat?

A gloat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moffitar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Two ants seemed to be having a race on a package.

A 3rd ant joined, and beat them both, and started gloating about it.

The two ants said, "that wasn't a race. We were just following instructions."

The 3rd ant asked, "what instructions?"

The two ants said, "see right here, it says 'tear across dotted line.'"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aiaor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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My parrot does nothing but brag about how good she is in English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, and Russian.

She's a bit of a Polly-gloat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h2g2_researcher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Good Dr

My doctor has given me some anti-gloating cream. Now all I want to do is rub it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alan9722
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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A Sexy Joke

During a night of passionate love making from a couple of German newlyweds, a group of sperm travel, all with the hope to be the one to fertilize the egg. A pair of sperm find themselves in a heated argument:

"I vill be the one who gets there first, after all, I am from the left testicle, we are known for our speed!" gloated the one sperm.

"Nein! It vill be I! I hail from the right testicle - known for its efficiency!" yelled the other.

"Well we lefties are known for our cunning, I will definitely out maneuver you!"

"The right vill be VICTORIOUS!" "Nein! the left vill be TRIUMPHANT!!!" "LEFT!" "RIGHT!" "LEFT!!!!!" "RIIIIGGGHHHTT!!!"

Finally fed up from the constant bickering, a sperm from the front of the load yells

"OH VAS DEFERENS DOES IT MAKE?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EwThatsABoysName
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2014
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Dad got my sister this one while hanging ornaments

"I was at a chess convention and the people were really annoying. They kept gloating about their achievements. I realized I was with chess nuts gloating in an open foyer."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFrodo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2015
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I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream... I can't wait to rub it in!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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I've been prescribed anti gloating cream...

I can't wait to rub it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream.

I can’t wait to rub it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I went to the doctors the other day because I cant stop showing off.

They prescribed me some anti gloating cream. I cant wait to rub it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleeves14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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