Where does a General keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aunt-Tifa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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Why are the prisons in Conneticut generally better?

Because they have con etiquette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DMI13th
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What’s and Army general’s favorite day of the year?

MARCH FOURTH!

Happy March 4th everyone.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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What do you call a computer with generalized anxiety disorder?

E-GAD!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapObIivious
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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I ordered some General Tso chicken from my favorite Chinese Restaurant but they were all out of MSG...

It was just Tso Tso.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THIATUS-RIFT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?

Because X marks the spot

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What does a dyslexic war general use for his bad breath?

Guerrilla TicTacs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/southwoodhunter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What did the soldier say to General Sherman when he was asked to do something

"Sher-man"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Sturgeon General’s Warning

β€œPlease don’t eat caviarβ€”it’s our children!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why are Northern people generally more rich?

Because there are so many snow banks around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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General: "Fire at will!"

Soldier: "Which one's Will?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?

Tanks for that.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Tag-und Nacht
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roof-Patient
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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do you know why Obi-wan Kenobi is called general kenobi and not specific kenobi?

because the sith only deal in absolutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McCarty_Bedell
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I've never had good luck with Civil War jokes

People don't general lee find them funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frudedude
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What do you call a fly with no wings??

A walk...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HazyDayZ420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Where does the army get it's higher up officers?

From the general store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nuudom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Puns about the body are generally corny,

But puns about the eye are cornea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shareinagroove
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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My wife asked me to pick up a single lemon at the grocery store

But I have no idea how to tell if a lemon is in a relationship or not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/faceoftheancients
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I just got promoted to general manager at the aquarium!

I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!

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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Today I tried to get a job at a general labor temp agency but was told I didn't qualify.

I am only cleared for leiutenant labor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Who always wins at the army quiz nights?

General Knowledge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pjburnhill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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General Kitchy-Kitchy just led a military coup!

It's a Kitchy-Kitchy Koo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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It's weird how nobody knew who the Iranian general Soleimani was a few days ago...

It's like he blew up overnight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aakshaj
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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I like parks in general...

...but zoo are a sick park!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/operian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I work in a manufacturing mill. It's crazy how many General contractors you see

When I've never seen a single lieutenant or corporal contractor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peon2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Did you hear about the army general who retreated from an army wearing sandals?

He was scared of defeat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inevitablenarwhal
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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What did the general say to their troops?

March 4th

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevballs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Where did the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LukeyPooh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Where does a General keep his Armies?

In his Sleevies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeachPeachMcgee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What did the general have up his sleeves

His armies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrew66655321
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atvian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Where does the General keep his armies?

In his sleevies..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savagecheefer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Where do Generals keep their armies?

Up their sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlmostOuttaOrder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Where did the General put this Armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Where does a General put his armies?

In his sleevies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Corleone_Michael
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Where does the General keep his Armies?

In his sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kerfandrosSr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Where does a general keep his armies?

In his sleevies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/googonite
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Where does the General keep his armies?

In his sleevies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prasaadii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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