Where does a General keep his armies?
Why are the prisons in Conneticut generally better?
Because they have con etiquette.
What’s and Army general’s favorite day of the year?
MARCH FOURTH!
Happy March 4th everyone.
What do you call a computer with generalized anxiety disorder?
I ordered some General Tso chicken from my favorite Chinese Restaurant but they were all out of MSG...
Why did it take the Roman General 10 tries to find the buried treasure?
What does a dyslexic war general use for his bad breath?
What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
What did the soldier say to General Sherman when he was asked to do something
Sturgeon General’s Warning
“Please don’t eat caviar—it’s our children!”
Why are Northern people generally more rich?
Because there are so many snow banks around
General: "Fire at will!"
Soldier: "Which one's Will?"
What did the Commanding General of the United States Army say after having his budget approved?
do you know why Obi-wan Kenobi is called general kenobi and not specific kenobi?
because the sith only deal in absolutes
I've never had good luck with Civil War jokes
People don't general lee find them funny
What do you call a fly with no wings??
Where does the army get it's higher up officers?
Puns about the body are generally corny,
But puns about the eye are cornea.
My wife asked me to pick up a single lemon at the grocery store
But I have no idea how to tell if a lemon is in a relationship or not
I just got promoted to general manager at the aquarium!
I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!
Today I tried to get a job at a general labor temp agency but was told I didn't qualify.
I am only cleared for leiutenant labor.
Who always wins at the army quiz nights?
General Kitchy-Kitchy just led a military coup!
It's weird how nobody knew who the Iranian general Soleimani was a few days ago...
It's like he blew up overnight.
I like parks in general...
...but zoo are a sick park!
I work in a manufacturing mill. It's crazy how many General contractors you see
When I've never seen a single lieutenant or corporal contractor
Did you hear about the army general who retreated from an army wearing sandals?
What did the general say to their troops?
Where did the general keep his armies?
Where does a General keep his Armies?
What did the general have up his sleeves
Where does the general keep his armies?
Where does the General keep his armies?
Where do Generals keep their armies?
Where did the General put this Armies?
Where does a General put his armies?
Where does the General keep his Armies?
Where does a general keep his armies?
Where does the General keep his armies?
Where does the general keep his armies?
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