I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans
Edit: there->their
Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!
I said “as far as you walk with them.”
“I thought they only had two pockets,” I said.
Now he's E.U.Gene
Look for genetic makeup
they can now grow baked potatoes
They KISS and makeup
Forever 23
Gene-“ethics”
They would have found it sooner but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes.
Him: But what did your shirt say?
It was so unexpected, I was proud!
Two Byrds, one Stone.
Every so often I'd see him in the bathroom brushing his teeth after lunch. Of course, I would greet him with, "Hi Gene!" I'd then turn away and do my business all while giggling to myself.
Husband: Personally prefer blue jeans, but whatever floats your boat
I pointed to her pants and asked her where she bought them...
The baby will elongate.
I said “I don’t wear jeans”
So I'm in the kitchen with my brother and dad and I told my brother he wasn't my family and he then said "yes we are we have the same genes" Then my dad chimes in and says "no you don't your brother has a 31'32 Jeans".
She responds, "Why the heck did they leave him up there for so long!?"
I said "probably Lee or Levis." I laughed for about 5 minutes.
Dad made this 5 second ago.
GF: You have a lot of genes that are not being expressed right now.
Dad: Um, no, I only have one pair of jeans that i like.
P.S. I am unfortunately inheriting all of his jokes. This one being a mild one.
"You go to the mall - that's one. The second method is you drop off a load of donations at Salvation Army. Third: you're picked up by a backhoe and transported to a pool of radioactive material in the middle of the garbage dump and your jeans are magically transferred off of you as you disintegrate. And the fourth? By policemen carrying out a court order in a maximum security prison."
Sister's friend: When I get my driver's license, I'm going to get a stick. Sister: Cool! I'm going to get a car!
http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/2ik2tw/til_a_neuroscientist_accidentally_discovered_that/
About two years ago, my sister got married. After the wedding the photographer said she wanted pictures of my grandfather and sister.
As she was setting up my dad goes to the photographer and says, "guess my fathers age," to which she replies, "hmm..60?" My dad says "70, would you believe it?"
The photographer gasps and says "wow! 70? Those are some great genes you have." In which my father says, "huh? Genes? I'm wearing dress pants, it's a wedding," rolls his eyes, and walks off.
