The name of this gauze made me guffaw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IamAnonym00se
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2017
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I donated to a local clinic.

It was for a good gauze.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Poor little bunny

A doctor is driving home one night along a lonely road when a rabbit suddenly bolted in front of his car. The doctor swerved and tried his best to stop, but it wasn't possible and the car hit the bunny.

He immediately pulled the car to the side of the road and got out to see if he could help the poor bunny. It didn't look good. He raced back to the car to retrieve his bag, but realized almost instantly that he was driving his wife's car and so his bag wouldn't be there.

He frantically rooted through the glovebox, trying to find gauze or water - anything that could be useful. He found a bottle of what he expected was water and brought it back to where the bunny was laying. With great care, he poured a cap full and let the bunny drink.

To the doctor's amazement, the rabbit sprang back to life - jumping up on his hind legs and wiggling his tail. He smiled at the doctor and waved as he began to prance back toward the woods. He hopped a couple of feet, paused, turned and waved again. Hopped another few feet, turned and waved yet again. He reached the edge of the trees and again, he turned and waved at the doctor.

Stunned, the doctor brought the bottle up to the light to see what magic potion he had discovered. Squinting his eyes, he read the label aloud, "Hair restorer with permanent wave".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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I hit the nurse with this one

I went with my parents to see my uncle who was just transferred to my university's hospital.

The nurse walks in and starts talking to us. Somehow the topic of genetics came up and she said "huh, I guess you got the good genes then!"

I looked down and pulled at my jeans. "I guess they're alright."

She rolled her eyes, smiled, and then let out a laugh. My dad was cracking up in the other corner of the room. I think I made him proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emperor_of_Cats
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2015
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What did the EMT say when raising money for new supplies

It’s for a good gauze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LHolmie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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What did the frustrated doctor say to the nurse?

Gauze dammit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cee_ayy_vee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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After spending 20 years as a Lawyer, Dad finally retired to pursue his dream of providing Dental Care to the needy...

He calls it The Tooth, the Whole Tooth, and Nothing but the Tooth.

So help me Gauze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cinnamonico
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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I gave blood today.

When I was finished, the nurse put gauze on my arm and told me to put pressure on the spot and raise my arm in the air. She then said, "Let me know if you start to feel funny."
I told her I'd think of a few jokes and get back to her.

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