How rich are garbage men?

Filthy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sirpeterdick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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is that an omen? no it’s a sign
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πŸ‘€︎ u/artemisiagenti
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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My husband: "Look at this mind-blowing machine I found in the bathroom!"

http://imgur.com/gallery/LVgGlW7

My eyes nearly rolled out of my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScrollButtons
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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/r/BlackFathers will now be a positive and supportive community for Black and POC fathers

https://i.imgur.com/GlXV2kE.gifv

Reddit admins have recently granted ownership of /r/BlackFathers to myself and a group of other Black/POC mods, and it is our intention to make this a positive and supportive community. This is a place where Black/POC fathers and their family, friends, and colleagues can find helpful resources, welcoming content, and a safe space to learn from each other and share our experience.

Content of all types are welcome so long as the subject/focus of the content is supportive of Black/POC fathers. We look forward to seeing you there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigJ76
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What did Jack Nicholson say to the bad dentist?

You can't handle the tooth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/admadguy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Dad and son create a pun fueled, food map [x-post /r/interestingasfuck]

http://imgur.com/a/j9cGL?gallery

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You’re locked in a cement room and just have a stick. How do you get out?

Break the stick in half...

...two halves make a hole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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The chicken who?

My daughter just text'd me this:

Smart Ass "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Gullible Loser "Why?"

SA "To get to the idiot's house."

GL "heh, that was horrible".

Fast forward 5 minutes

SA "Knock Knock"

GL "Who's there"

SA "The chicken"

GL "The chicken who....wait, I see what's coming".

She is so getting flogged when I get home!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igloofu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2016
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I asked a few people if they want to get naked and then handed them this...

http://m.imgur.com/66XwGlO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/misterchief117
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2016
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So my dad signed up for facebook a month ago
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Came across this on google maps today..

Apparently they are really good at dad jokes too

https://goo.gl/maps/JLwtqp26dDP2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fanytastic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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knot joke

https://goo.gl/wzeRXY

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roasticle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2015
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I feel like this joke is underappreciated on /r/todayilearned.

http://goo.gl/4RBWVA

tl;dr: TIL During the 2014 Sochi Olympics, Russians got free passes on the Moscow subway system if they did 30 squats in front of a motion sensor

/u/SayLem37: "How did the sensor know they were russian?"

/u/eatnubmer1: "They did the squats quickly."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eatnumber1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2014
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A chain of dadish jokes on /r/unitedkingdom after announcement of high prevalence of non-believers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mightyraj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2015
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Revising for Computer Graphics exam when a friend drops this

Did you hear about the OpenGL guy who dropped his pen under his desk?

He was Phong-Blinn around for it

(Context: Phong-Blinn is a shading model used in OpenGL http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blinn%E2%80%93Phong_shading_model)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Verdaniss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2014
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