I'm so good at being a frozen mime.
I can do it with my ice clothes.
I had a frozen waterbed once. I didn’t want to thaw it out
But it was too hard not to.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
What do you call a frozen mouse?
I'm starting a combination of a Frozen Yogurt shop and a news stand.
It will be called FroYo Information.
I found what looked like a kitten frozen in my iced-over pool. I dug it out and let it defrost, it turned out to be a big squirrel.
I thought I thaw a pussycat.
The Barncode on the back of my frozen chicken
i watched "Frozen" once
it was good but i had to let it go
Upon seeing a gorgeous girl at the party, I knew I had to meet her. So I approached and told her about a special-purpose ship designed to move and navigate through frozen waters, and provide safe waterways for other boats and ships.
I've used it before and it works. It's the perfect icebreaker.
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
Frozen apple
I ate a frozen apple Hardcore
Americans love frozen fruit so much, they wrote it into the constitution...
The 1st amendment is the right to freeze peach.
Did you hear about the guy that got frozen to absolute zero?
My nephew asked if I wanted frozen pizza
My response: I would prefer it cooked.
There’s only one super hero who can get into this frozen dinner
Why would Olaf from Frozen be a good thief?
Because he's got sticky fingers!
Why was Kristoff from Frozen so bad at sports?
Because he didn’t have any coronation.
"It's frozen food again for dinner today"
I said while scooping out ice cream
What do you say when you see / had seen a pirate version of saw holding a frozen buzzsaw on a piece of playground equipment?
I see/saw sea saw on a seesaw, with an icy saw
Digiorno is launching a frozen pizza crust that spreads itself out on the pan...
I don’t feel like there’s a knead
Just read an article about a frozen cave man found accidentally by hikers in the Himalayas..
They found himalayan in the ice..
I was going to eat some frozen meat.
But I thawed it out and decided against it.
Why did Disney make frozen 2?
Because they couldn't let it go
My wife thinks she's funny by putting Frozen yogurt in the freezer for my home packed lunches.
What make of car do they drive in movie Frozen?
What did Apple make with frozen Sparkling Water?
What do you call frozen ground beef?
This morning I told my son I was going to cook a frozen ritto for breakfast.
It's cold, that's why it's called a brrrr-ritto.
Why are frozen veg always in sealed packs?
To prevent any escape peas.
I got fired from the frozen orange juice factory today.
I just couldn’t concentrate.
My friend showed me his plan to get and drink a frozen carbonated beverage available in fruit and soda flavors.
"Icee!" I exclaimed exuberantly.
I was going to cook some steak tonight, but I couldn’t because they were still frozen.
Guess you could say my dinner plans weren’t well thawed out.
Frozen waffles at Sam's Club.
Shouldn't Frozen II be called Frozen Also?
My pizza is burnt, my beer is frozen, and my girlfriend is pregnant...
...I can't pull anything out in time!
You can watch Frozen at your home every day
Just open the refrigerator
My older kid likes to eat frozen corn for a snack
But he is being rationed to one bowl a day right now and he already had his today. So when he asked me for more just now, I told him he couldn't because he's on cornantine.
I'm a trucker. My dispatcher texted me to ask if I'd picked up a load of frozen toast. This was my response...
20,000lb of frozen bread so clearly I'm loafing along and a gluten for punishment.
Bad puns are the yeast of my problems. This load takes me to the upper crust, but if I don't get it in on time I'm toast!
Sorry about my rye sense of humor...
Every morning on my way to work, I slip on the frozen newspaper on our front porch.
I’m fallen on some hard Times.
What are the Frozen Princesses' favorite letters?
Our daughter asked for a Frozen birthday cake...
So we bought her an ice cream one.
I put superglue on the cover of my daughter's Frozen DVD
Now she just can't let it go
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
My financial advisor just told me, “I’m sorry to say, but all of your assets are Frozen.”
..”Why did you buy so many DVDs of the same movie?”
My Granddaughter and I just watched Frozen. Now she won't stop singing songs from the movie.
I wish she would just Let It Go.
I hate last minute decisions about which frozen food should be for dinner.
They're never well thawed out.
The lettuce at the bottom of our pan was frozen solid.
Coworker 1: Aw shucks looks like we got the wrong lettuce.
Coworker 2: What do you mean? It's the same lettuce we usually get.
Coworker 1: Nuh uh, this is clearly iceberg lettuce.
Badum tss
"Daddy, I still haven't seen Frozen 2"
If Frozen Water is Iced Water than what is Frozen ink?
I just ate a frozen apple
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