Frozen Movie Puns

It was warm and well thawed out.

Fjords

I wish she would just Let It Go.

If, Sven, Elsa.

Hans really made some bad decisions and is very cold-hearted. I guess from now on he'll be Hans Solo.

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska...

My four year old was watching a Disney movie while I was in the kitchen. The app we use for Disney on the tv is horribly unreliable (Disney life on amazon firestick), randomly freezing or restarting whatever we're watching.

Anyway, I'm scoffing a cake I don't want her to have when I hear a shout.

"Daddy, the film is frozen."

I go through, look at the TV and tell her "No it's not, that's Moana."

I think it's the first time she's both gotten one of my jokes and appreciated how crap it is. Her eye roll and "ugh" brought a tear to my eye.

Him: "Hey, is there a special setting on the toaster for waffles?

Me: "Not really, use the 'Frozen' setting and just let it go."

I was trying to watch the movie "Frozen" on my tv in my room and it stopped working all of a sudden because of something wrong with my computer. I was frustratedly talking at my tv and I hear my dad from the room next to mine say, "I guess you could say its..... frozen." Yes dad, yes.

Over the holidays, my whole family got together. We all decided to go to a movie, and everyone was suggesting different movies to see. My cousin said that she wanted to see Frozen. I said, "Oh yeah, I want to see Frozen, too".

My dad responded with, "Did they make a sequel already?"

We are sitting in a group of four, and then the trouble kid, "Anthony" complains.

"Anthony" (obviously distressed) : wow I'm cold -- I'm frozen!

Me : Nice to meet you, cold extends hand for handshake

A: groans I also said I was frozen

M: Last I checked, you're not a Disney movie

Whole table groaned. Except me

I couldn't decide on a movie, so I consulted my groceries. My pizza said, "Keep Frozen."

My brother turned 16 today, and for a party he invited 5 of his lady friends. One of them have him a set of Disney Princess bandaids. My wife and my brother are both big fans of the movie "Frozen"and my wife had something to say.

Brother: Look at these cool bandages! Wife: But they aren't Frozen bandages. Brother: Well I guess... Me: He can just put them in the freezer.

The entire party just rolled their eyes at me.

We were driving back from visiting the in-laws and our toddler was watching Frozen in the backseat. Probably the thousandth time we've seen or heard the movie.

Wife: Elsa's speaking voice sounds weird, it's like she is starting to get sick.

Me: So you think she's starting to get a cold?

My little sister absolutely loves the movie "Frozen", so naturally my parents got her the book for Christmas.

Sister: "Oh, I love Frozen! I can't wait to read this!"

Dad: "Well you're gonna have to wait. It'll need time to thaw."