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Frostbite Puns

A list of puns related to "Frostbite"

My doctor was trying to describe the treatment plan for my frostbite.

I couldn't picture it, so she showed me a faux toe.

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👤︎ u/Cobclob
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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One time I got frostbite on my big toe. They were able to save the toe and not amputate...

I just barely stayed out of the "toe-away" zone.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire ?

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/Amart1985
📅︎ Feb 06 2021
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My 5 year old just got me with this one: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite!

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👤︎ u/ilikecake81
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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Elsa and Dracula had a child.

They named him Frostbite.

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👤︎ u/skycooper11
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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Some Christmas Dad Jokes

Why are Santas reindeer generally drenched with water?

Because they are rain-deer.

Why did Santa have to visit the psychologist?

He had low elf esteem.

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Why are Christmas trees so uncoordinated when it comes to sewing?

They always drop their needles.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a hungry mosquito?

Frostbite

​What did Adam say to Eve on the night before Christmas day?

It's Christmas Eve!

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👤︎ u/Bmantis311
📅︎ Dec 01 2020
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I’ve been seeing less and less of my wife lately.

She says she has Anorexia

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👤︎ u/brianj106
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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Did you hear about the ice dog?

His bark was worse than his frostbite.

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👤︎ u/Pikapoleon
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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What did Frosty the Snowman and the Vampire name their child?

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/sa12u
📅︎ Jul 25 2019
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

A frostbite! (This may have been said earlier but I decided to put this anyway)

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👤︎ u/GlebtheGoat
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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What happens if a wolf attacks you during the winter?

Frostbite.

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👤︎ u/LateV_28
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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Why didn't the vampire suck the snowmans blood?

He'd get frostbite

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👤︎ u/Bxn_12345
📅︎ May 19 2019
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What are frozen Band-Aids used for?

Cold cuts.

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👤︎ u/fine-rusty-knife
📅︎ Jul 23 2016
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Alternative name for a polar bear

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/XtremeHacker
📅︎ Nov 13 2017
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Playing Star Wars: Battlefront with a buddy...

Me: "Hey, you know the engine that this game runs on right?"

Him: "Yeah Frostbite. Why?"

Me: "Then should we play on Hoth to really showcase the engine?"

He proceeded to set the controller down and walked out of the room.

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👤︎ u/edwards6745
📅︎ Nov 17 2015
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Dadjoked my GF a while ago

My girlfriend put in a couple breath mints and was shocked by how strong they were.

GF: "Wow! My mouth is really cold!"

Me: "Don't get frostbite."

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👤︎ u/zaraki93
📅︎ Oct 01 2014
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What do you get when you combine and vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/apathy714
📅︎ Dec 25 2020
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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👤︎ u/justbeatitTTD
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/ajhw13
📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/FlintTheDad
📅︎ Sep 03 2020
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ May 27 2020
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What happens when you cross a snowman and Dracula?

You get frostbite!

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👤︎ u/Itsame_Daario
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

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👤︎ u/Afalafgaming
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/WhatTheCoolyDude
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/Bones82
📅︎ Dec 09 2019
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What's the cross between a vampire and a snowman

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/kittenowner1234
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/dohpaz42
📅︎ May 31 2019
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/havocprim3
📅︎ Nov 11 2018
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite.

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👤︎ u/Username_Checks_00t
📅︎ Dec 18 2018
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/electric_leper
📅︎ May 06 2019
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What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite! HAHAHAHAHA

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👤︎ u/Mr_McMuffins
📅︎ Jul 26 2018
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/CuddlyBear89
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/SyberiusRoss
📅︎ Jun 29 2018
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What do you get when you cross a Snowman with a Vampire

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/captain_shindiggler
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

FROSTBITE

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👤︎ u/SoulOfCthulhu
📅︎ Oct 17 2018
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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👤︎ u/_solidwarp_
📅︎ Dec 23 2017
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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👤︎ u/cat_queeen
📅︎ Sep 22 2017
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