Ketchup, because that's what you put on a hot dog.
My Nose will be streaming soon.
A seat of minophen.
Because it's the best thing for a hot dog
Their names are Sam and Ella.
Self, I so late.
I naturally told him that the only cure is more cowbell.
(...I laughed. And he did not. Nor did the wife. Sleeping on the couch tonight! ... worth it!)
It's dangerous A.S.F.!
It was viral.
Allergies In Da House
Mustard
( a patient told me this a few days ago. I'm still laughing about it)
Automatic. Systematic. Hydromatic.
We were all sitting there watching an Animal Planet special on bird migration (not by choice, the remote died), and after a few minutes apparent contemplation dad let this one loose on us.
"Did you hear about the ornithologist whose expedition was cancelled due to a severe snow storm?
I guess you could say things took an arctic tern for the worst!"
I think I may be booking a seat on the soonest ice floe out of this burg just to get away.
Oh no, he's got me doing it! It's spreading - run, save yourselves!
Ill-adviced!
Dad says, "If you'd had two, you could give me change for a ten!"
Every. Time.
