The only time people should fret over nothing
A man just told me he was going to attack me with a guitar. I said "is that a fret?"
Every time at the end of a song at band practice I play a note on the highest fret on my guitar.
They always ask me why I do that. I tell them, “We gotta end it on a high note”
This bloke said to me: ‘I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.’
I said: ‘Is that a fret?'
Someone said they would bash me with the neck of their guitar
A man with a guitar walked up to me and said that he had a case of writers block.
My friend was worried about hitting all the bars on his guitar neck at his recital...
What did the upright bass say to the nervous guitar?
“You’re too high strung, don’t fret.”
I just broke my guitar...
My friend found a sturdy piece of lumber to place within his guitar to improve the vibrations...
From a young age I wanted to play guitar very badly.
After decades of dedicated and concentrated practice, I finally achieved my goal.
I can play guitar very badly.
My guitar neck got nervous
Why was the guitarist so worried?
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...
Judge says, "First offender?"
She says, "No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!"
Don't fall off a skateboard with a guitar.
You could break your neck.
Son: If you make another lame joke I’ll hit you with the neck of my guitar.
If you can think of a better fish pun...
I accidentally dropped my guitar...
I used to hate my guitar lessons
I always fretted going to them.
Dad playing guitar
This is a Chinese piece called tu-ning
I may not be the best guitarist
All the metal things fell off the neck of my guitar.
People who play guitar are a nervous bunch.
They are fretting all the time.
My bandmate is always worried about his girlfriend...
I told him she was stringing him along and he should just go solo, but he still frets!
A busker threatened to hit me with the neck of his guitar the earlier today...
I said, “is that a fret?”
What did the concerned friend say to the anxious guitarist?
I got in a fight with a rockstar once
He threatened to beat me with a guitar neck. I said is that a fret?
What did the guitar say to its strings when they were panicking?
Don't fret its all going a-chording to plan
So this guy says to me...
"I'm gonna hit you with the neck of my guitar."
And I said, "Is that a fret?"
I've always played the bass a bit flat
But it's nothing to fret about.
The only time anyone should fret over nothing...
...is playing air guitar.
Some jerk said he was going to hit me with his guitar ! I said is that a fret?
Was in a bar when this guy said to me, “I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar!” I shot back...
A bloke came up to me and said im going to attack you with the neck of my guitar.
I said to him is that a Fret!
Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.
I said, “Is that a fret?”
Some guy just threatened to attack me with a neck of a guitar.
Someone just told me they were going to smack me with the neck of their guitar.
I said, “is that a fret?”
Some guy just said he was going to attack me with the neck of a guitar.
Someone ran up to me and said they would hit me with a guitar
What should you say to a worried guitar?
A man said he was going to hit me with the neck of a guitar
This bloke said to me: I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.
A local guitarist said he was going to beat me with the neck of a guitar.
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