In his previous career as a tightrope walker, Frankie Avalon learned to be very safety conscious.

He never worked without a net.

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Why didn’t the monster laugh at the ghosts joke?

Because he was full of sheet.

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Dad at the hospital

Dad hurt his wrist and had to go to the hospital where he talked to a doctor.

>Dad: When this heals will I be able to play the piano?

>Doctor: Yes, You'll be fine in a few days.

>Dad: Perfect, I've always wanted to be able to play an instrument.

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Chandler from F β€’ R β€’ I β€’ E β€’ N β€’ D β€’ S is full of 'em

Frankie the Tailor: How long do you want the cuffs? Chandler: Ah, as long as I have the pants I guess.

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