But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
I'd have to change my name. .
He speaks frankly
I donβt want them to know my real name.
Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)
Iβd need to change my name
I'm definitely not kidding.
I would need to get a new ID.
βI have split personalityβ said Tom being Frank.
to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.
He was always working on his knight moves...
His brother Frank was an absolute monster.
Oh wait I already am
he said, ''I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.''
''In that case,'' said the patient, ''I'll come back when you're sober''
Think I may have caught this croonervirus.
Kimberly: Mom, Can I be frank with you? Mom: of course, Kimberly kimberly turns into frank Frank: thanks mom Mom: no problem frank
Anne Frankly I agree.
β¦Frank!"
Pros: Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods, Tom Brady
Cons: Al Capone, Frank Abagnale, Ted Bundy
Me: Well, thatβs your Uncle Frank. Thatβs where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why.
Son: Maybe itβs so he could be Frank in Stein
Me: That son of a bitch!
The shop owner directs him to a 1,500$ parrot who can sing Christmas carols. The man doesnt believe the store owner and asks him for proof before dropping the 1,500. The store owner locks the doors and escorts the man to the back of the store and tells him βThis is a very special parrot, before he sings you must warm him up by holding a lit match 12 inches beneath.β He then takes out a match, lights it and holds it a rulers length beneath the parrot. After a few moments the parrot starts sining βjingle bellsβ in the tone of Frank Sinatra. Thinking this might be some cheap parlor trick he asks for several more demonstrations.. βRudolphβ βFrosty the Snowmanβ βDrummer Boyβ even βI Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clausβ in the best impersonations heβs ever heard! The man gladly hands over the cash and rushes home to amaze his wife. He holds the match a rulers length and nothing. The wife laughingly says he got ripped off. β No no honey this works watchβ he does it again only holding it half a rulers length this time and still nothing! The wife, laughing hysterically, starts going back upstairs. βNO honey it really works watch!β βIm going to bed, Merry Christmasβ says the wife as she turns to head up the stairs. βWAIT Honey, one more time, please!β He pulls out another match, this time holding it three inches under the parrot who then squawks out βCHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIREβ
In America Iβm Frank, and in Europe Iβm Earnest!
His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.
i'd have to change my name
Iβd have to change my name
I'd have to change my name
I'd have to change my name
I would have to change my name
.... I would have to change my name.
Iβd have to legally change my name.
Iβd have to change my name!
I'd have to change my name
I'd have to change my name
