Franke Puns

Was a monster!

I think I've got the crooner virus.

Child: “ if you are being frank who is being dad?”

Actual conversation I heard in the store

I’d have to change my name

I don’t want them to know my real name.

I always thought he was only a theoretical physicist...

He speaks frankly

The bartender says “This is the Type O Bar. We don’t serve A-positives here!”

Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)

I'm definitely not kidding.

Me: Well, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why. Son: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein Me: That son of a bitch!

And yes, just to be clear: not original, saw it on discord, checked this sub, 6 months since last time this joke was posted here.

“I have split personality” said Tom being Frank.

I would need to get a new ID.

to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.

But iam_larry

Oh wait I already am

I would have to change my name

Kimberly: Mom, Can I be frank with you? Mom: of course, Kimberly kimberly turns into frank Frank: thanks mom Mom: no problem frank

Think I may have caught this croonervirus.

He was always working on his knight moves...

To be quite Frank, it's the wurst.

John saw a tornado out the window of Frank’s house and said to Frank

“Jesus man! that’s an F5! We gotta get to cover Frank!”

Tornado rapidly approaches within 100 yards

John was looking for the cellar door and found 2 different ones

“For Fuck’s sake Frank which is the best cellar!?”

With the tornado bearing down on them, Frank sprang into action and grabbed the latest James Patterson novel.

Was a monster.

I think I have croonervirus

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

I'd have to change my name. .

I’d need to change my name

i'd have to change my name

But his brother Frank is a true monster

I’d have to change my name

But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.

I'd have to change my name

I'd have to change my name

Said Tom, being Frank.

.... I would have to change my name.

I’d have to legally change my name.