I play World of Warcraft, and I name all my characters something punny. There's a new fox humanoid race coming out, but I just can't seem to come up with good pun names for them! Can I get a little help? :D
I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias
I told her “we already watched that together, don’t you remember?”
She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”
They call it Bawk to the Future.
He’s looking for The Secret of my 6S
I guess I'm just a faux pas.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don’t.
They were still arguing when the train hit them tho 🚞
I still can't be sure if it was him though.
He had his back to the Fuchsias.
A girl nearby and a monkey screamed, "Swiper, no swiping!"
I said how do you know he was on his way to work...
And “Pop!” goes the weasel.
You marry her.
With Avengers
"That's terrible," the woman dispatcher on the phone replied. "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest," Dad said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
because the cheetah is faster
Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato are walking down the street. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind and Papa Tomato gets really angry. So he goes back and squishes him and goes 'catch up'
because of a certain case, which made it so that all the zoo animals had to stay in his bedroom. One of them keeps on waking him up, but he’s not sure which one. He goes to see an expert on similar situations like this. They go over which one is the most likely. The expert says:
“It’s not the fox, since those are quiet. It’s also most likely not the monkeys, because these types sleep well.”
They have a conversation like this, but the zookeeper keeps on wanting to talk about his elephant, which he loved and thought would never want to wake him up. The expert notices and plays along for a while, avoiding the subject until all other animals are no longer a suspect. The expert finally gets tired and asks the zookeeper:
“Are we going to talk about the elephant in the room?”
Would that be faux paus?
He felt he got effed.
Her: "Aww, look at these cute coasters!"
Me: "They'd be better if they had wheels."
Her: "Why?"
Me: "Because then they would be rollercoasters."
Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...
They come from kits!
he had his back to the fuchsias.
They are different animals.
She was charged with wreckless driving.
They could call it "The Fast and the Furious."
He has parkin' sons
