Need Fox Puns

I play World of Warcraft, and I name all my characters something punny. There's a new fox humanoid race coming out, but I just can't seem to come up with good pun names for them! Can I get a little help? :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whollybeef
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre.

I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Michael Che Fox.
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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Get married.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurgraxD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My girlfriend asked if we could have an old movie night and watch β€œGaslight”

I told her β€œwe already watched that together, don’t you remember?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
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A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...

She says, β€œOh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”

The guy replies, β€œI don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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So they are making this movie where Michael J. Fox voice acts for a time traveling chicken.

They call it Bawk to the Future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Michael J Fox hacked his way into my old iPhone

He’s looking for The Secret of my 6S

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maloners
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I'M BATMAN!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs110466
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What's the opposite to firefly?

Waterfall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ereyesc95
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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For fox sake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I like celebrating Fathers' Day, but I'm not a dad.

I guess I'm just a faux pas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Elvis_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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If any one on this sub is thinking of getting married soon, please consider this carefully.

On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.

On the other hand, you don’t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Two people went on a hike and came across some tracks. One argued they were foxes and the other said they were a deers

They were still arguing when the train hit them tho 🚞

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eoghanr888
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Feeling foxy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinity_entropy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I think I have just seen Michael J Fox in a flower shop.

I still can't be sure if it was him though.

He had his back to the Fuchsias.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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A fox went to a nearby ATM machine, and took out his card.

A girl nearby and a monkey screamed, "Swiper, no swiping!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SauceMaster6464
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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My friend said he saw a fox on the way to work this morning...

I said how do you know he was on his way to work...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swimtoodeep
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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A wolf, a fox and a weasel all go to a diner. The waitress comes over and asks them what they want to drink. β€œCoffee” growls the wolf. β€œWater” says the fox...

And β€œPop!” goes the weasel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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How do you convert a fox into an elephant?

You marry her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brewers86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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I don’t even like puns...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Auxilor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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Pure Bread.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beatless_kemosabe
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If Disney, who own Marvel, also acquire 20th century Fox, they could remake Die Hard

With Avengers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iplaymeinreallife
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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Dad called the Police today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs..."

"That's terrible," the woman dispatcher on the phone replied. "Are they moving?"

"I'm not sure, to be honest," Dad said, "But that would explain the suitcase."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fr_Time
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2016
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My wife when I won't stop making animal puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/turboboob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Why couldn't the fox catch the cheetah?

because the cheetah is faster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aliceinwaterland
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Three tomatoes walk down the street

Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato are walking down the street. Baby Tomato starts lagging behind and Papa Tomato gets really angry. So he goes back and squishes him and goes 'catch up'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashur305
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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A fox mated with a snake

It was fake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wingels
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A zookeeper is having trouble sleeping...

because of a certain case, which made it so that all the zoo animals had to stay in his bedroom. One of them keeps on waking him up, but he’s not sure which one. He goes to see an expert on similar situations like this. They go over which one is the most likely. The expert says:

β€œIt’s not the fox, since those are quiet. It’s also most likely not the monkeys, because these types sleep well.”

They have a conversation like this, but the zookeeper keeps on wanting to talk about his elephant, which he loved and thought would never want to wake him up. The expert notices and plays along for a while, avoiding the subject until all other animals are no longer a suspect. The expert finally gets tired and asks the zookeeper:

β€œAre we going to talk about the elephant in the room?”

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If a fox wore gloves lined with rabbit fur

Would that be faux paus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kappattacka
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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Did you hear about the Ox that got mad when a witch turned him into a Fox?

He felt he got effed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LYKAF0XX
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My girlfriend almost left me at the store because of this one.

Her: "Aww, look at these cute coasters!"

Me: "They'd be better if they had wheels."

Her: "Why?"

Me: "Because then they would be rollercoasters."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dreamerkid001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all...

Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaelessin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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That desert heat must have started getting to the sign makers
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Did you know that adult foxes are assembled?

They come from kits!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MidocTKirk
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Saw Michael J. Fox the other day, in a garden center of all places. Didn't recognise him straight away though

he had his back to the fuchsias.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
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What's the difference between a fox, a deer, and a rabbit?

They are different animals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willdoeswarfair
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Fox News Host Jeanine Pirro Gets Ticket for Speeding at 119 M.P.H. but, fortunately there was no accident.

She was charged with wreckless driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/janus10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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DC and Marvel should make a crossover between The Flash and The Incredible Hulk.

They could call it "The Fast and the Furious."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kwakerjak
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2017
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Did you hear that Michael J. Fox's kids started a valet service?

He has parkin' sons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HillDrag0n
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

You marry her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCACCC
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it.

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