Keep telling jokes from this forum. My daughter's getting wise to it. She just said...

"I bet you just Reddit!" She's very pleased with herself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flayan514
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I got the book "Internet Forums for Dummies" from a friend...

But I need to take it back, because I already reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
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found this on a Sims forum and thought it might be perfect here
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πŸ‘€︎ u/miloszonreddit
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Star Wars forums are full of such...

...forced jokes.

I'll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Argon1124
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Does anyone know of any forums for fellow ax murderers?

We can share LifeHacks...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarcasticaFont
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This is the second time that this forum’s leaders have made me so emotional.

Removed by moderator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChuckinTheCarma
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Friend has a "spoiler filter" on while browsing forums for a show.

I replied, "I guess you can't go on r/shitty_car_mods."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Veloxio
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My 8 year old son's joke: What do you call an ox with big butt?

Buttocks

Source - from the jokes forum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Noice!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dhastroyer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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I bought perforated paper last week.

It was tearable. Such a ripoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpunkBunkers
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My friend had a beef, I told him this pun, now he doesn't.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus?

Or a hip opotamus? A very cool opotamus

Got from Mitch hedbergs Conan set, seemed like the right forum for it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eclectic211
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Autocorrect changes "fucking" to "ducking" because it knows you want to use fowl language.

It was suggested I post here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warlizard
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2014
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O2?

In an alternate reality, Cesar lived to be an old man. One day at the Roman Retirement Forum, he saw his old friend, Brutus.

He picked up his bellows and asked, "O2, Brute?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mikilt22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2017
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The ancient Romans only gathered once a week.

That was enough forum.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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Flame wars and Trolls

I have come to the conclusion that the reason for trolls causing flame wars is a direct result of Dungeons and Dragons.

See, in dungeons and Dragons, the only way to kill a troll is with fire and acid. So when a troll enters a forum thread, the flame war that erupts is an attempt to kill the troll with fire.

I suppose an acid war could also erupt, but those who would use acid seem too stoned to care.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2016
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Told my dad about /r/dadjokes...

I was on the phone with my dad tonight and telling him about this subreddit in response to something he had said. He started spouting jokes at me like rapid fire.

Dad: You know what would happen if the bassist from Led Zeppelin went on tour with the drummer of the Beatles?

Me: I dunn-....

Dad: They'd be John Paul Jones & Ringo!! You know who the hillbilly was that discovered the Beatles?

Me: Who?

Dad: Buddy Epstein [Buddy Ebsen/Brian Epstein]!!! Who was the first Beatle to orbit the earth three times?

Me: Oh, my God...John Glennon?

Dad: See? You should post those to your forum! These are all winners, here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SarcasticVoyage
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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Conference call at work

When we dial in and enter our conference code, it then says, "after the tone, please say your name, followed by the pound sign." I am always tempted to say, obviously, "your name, followed by the pound sign." It being a professional office and all, I can never bring myself to do it. But in this "dad jokes" forum, I think I found my home. Thanks everyone!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Llis1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
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The best dad jokes come when you are least expecting them.

And, usually, in a public forum. Facebook dad jokes are the best/worst.

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