He said, "for all in tents and porpoises, we come together to raise funds."
Something like that might be a good joke... someday...
It came down to a tie-breaker!
The Neighvy....
I replied, you won't get very far in the garage
You can hide, but you can’t run!
A constellation prize.
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
He took part.
He didn’t want to marry Kate and Ashley.
I just don't want to tick-et off.
Me: "You're up"
Dad: "Asia!"
Me: "What about Asia?"
Dad: "Well you said Europe!"
Thanks to u/adamdidit for being my "father" in this situation
Thank you for your participation.
I'm doing a Mike Check.
Focus groups.
Me: So Stop, Collaborate, and Listen?
Apparently some kids just took down another confederate monument. Guess this is proof that millennials really do hate participation trophies
The first round is 90 seconds to come up with as many puns as possible. Second round is teams, round-robin style. Any pro punners out there with tips?
Because he always steels the show.
A bonsai tree.
There I saw a joke participating in the marathon.
I told my friend," I didn't know jokes could run" He said," Its a running gag"
I wasn't too confident in my tree identification skills, but my instructor said "Oak, aye.". My syrup sure did taste funny though.
but participation is more important than winning
Today I received a call from so weird ass number. "Hello Mr. Humblestudmuffin, we would like to ask you to participate in a brief survey about the current general election."
"Oh, I only wear boxers. Have a good night!"
click
Damn cuddlefish always wanting to participate in PDAs...
Even Mother Nature is participating in No Nut November.
Using the names of the participants - Alex and Dre
thanks!
The auction's goal was to raise money for Tourette syndrome research by selling origami figures made by famous celebrities. To highlight the purpose of the auction, the organization in charge asked all participating celebs to write a replacement of a naughty four-letter word most closely associated with the disorder.
For example, George Clooney's origami penguin said Fudge instead of the F-word.
Margot Robbie's paper flower said Beach instead of the B-word.
I bid on the origami made by Dwayne Johnson.
The Rock's paper scissors said Shoot.
I told her I'm glad the rover is not going to Uranus.
Wesbite for those interested in sending their name to Mars and not Uranus
I would participate in the next one.
Participation is its own trophy!
Why did the thief steal the planner?
So they can participate in organized crime...
Context: There is an upcoming 250 piece puzzle-making competition at work where teams compete to be the fastest puzzle-solvers. It is a corporate activity. I'm writing the invitation to be distributed and I want to get people participating. Help!
Me:I've participated in the breast stroke.
Wife:And I've won almost every time!
That's where I was headed but she beat me to it.
When the flight attendant says that she needs a verbal yes from those sitting in the exit aisle if they are willing to participate. I hear this middle aged dad behind me. "Verbal Yes"
Using this image, can you give me a good catch phrase that is punny using around 7 letters or fewer, and having something to do with taxes, finance, helping people. The t-shirt is for a volunteer group at a law school that helps indigent people file taxes and participates in community education and advocacy in the area of financial literacy.
Thanks for all of your help!
The people on the show were telling the participant that she was wearing the wrong bra, and that she needed to get measured. My dad says "Hmmm, that sounds like it would be very brafitable for her."
My roommate's girlfriend is currently participating in a study abroad program in Seoul, SK. She had posted something to my Facebook wall and my dad asked me over the phone what she is doing overseas. I told him and he asked what she studies. I said international affairs and without skipping a beat he said "Ah, I see: Boyfriend here, boyfriend there..."
So I was at a hotel recently for a wedding. It just so happened that the hotel was also hosting a DECA (high school business/entrepreneurship extra-curricular) conference while we were there. My family got into an elevator with a few of the participants, and immediately, my dad turned to them and asked, "So do you have an elevator pitch?" I've never felt such an immaculate combination of pride and embarrassment.
He said he met someone named Franklin from a body-building competition he participated in a few years ago. His last name was "Stein".
